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Old 02-18-2011, 5:20pm   #1
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Ranji lives in Namibia. He has only one leg, one arm, and one eye. Every day he rides his rusted bicycle with bent wheels and only one pedal on a narrow dirt road over 9 miles to school. If you'll send me just $10, I'll send you the video. It's feckin' hilarious!
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Old 02-18-2011, 5:25pm   #2
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Ranji lives in Namibia. He has only one leg, one arm, and one eye. Every day he rides his rusted bicycle with bent wheels and only one pedal on a narrow dirt road over 9 miles to school. If you'll send me just $10, I'll send you the video. It's feckin' hilarious!
$10 in Barn Bucks, right?
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Old 02-18-2011, 5:28pm   #3
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$10 in Barn Bucks, right?
These poor kids can't use Barn Bucks 'cause they're too young to gamble. I take PayPal....
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Old 02-18-2011, 5:30pm   #4
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pics of rusted bike?
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Old 02-18-2011, 5:33pm   #5
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Cold....Very very cold..........
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Old 02-18-2011, 5:33pm   #6
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I have 'em somewhere. Why don't you just go ahead and donate while I look for them. K?
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Old 02-18-2011, 5:43pm   #7
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I don't quite know what to say.....
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I don't quite know what to say.....
Say "Yes, I want to help!". Donate now! This is a limited-time offer! If you bought Ranji at Wal-Mart, he would cost much, much more than $10!
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$10 in Barn Bucks, right?
Yes.
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Old 02-18-2011, 5:55pm   #10
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he'll probably be answering the phone the next time I call E*Trade. **** him.
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Old 02-18-2011, 5:58pm   #11
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I don't quite know what to say.....
Why does it look like he has two eyes?
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Well...not to point out the obvious...but his bike only needs one pedal if he only has one leg!
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Old 02-18-2011, 6:08pm   #13
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Well...not to point out the obvious...but his bike only needs one pedal if he only has one leg!
The missing pedal is on the left side of the bike.
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Why does it look like he has two eyes?
One eye is a false eye scavenged from a large crow. I have that on good authority. Just a reminder: Donate Now!
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Old 02-18-2011, 6:12pm   #15
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The missing pedal is on the left side of the bike.
So......he can ride it backwards...he still has one good eye!
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Old 02-18-2011, 6:14pm   #16
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Well...not to point out the obvious...but his bike only needs one pedal if he only has one leg!
Didn't I mention that the one pedal is constantly falling off? Look, folks, it's not cheap to advertise our cause like this, so please help defray our exorbitant expenses by a donation. We'd like to continue to give our usual 0.0008% of the money we raise to Namibian children.
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One eye is a false eye scavenged from a large crow. I have that on good authority. Just a reminder: Donate Now!
The kid isn't very bright if he stole a false eye from a crow. He doesn't deserve my help.
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The kid isn't very bright if he stole a false eye from a crow. He doesn't deserve my help.
The crow got the false eye from a person. So it looks real.
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The crow got the false eye from a person. So it looks real.
Damn...how could I forget that! Yeah, that's right. Thanks!
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