If any conservatives want their BP increased...

[Aerovette]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChatGPT
Our marketing guy was jacking with this AI bullshit yesterday.

He asked it to write a 300 word essay on Abraham Lincoln. It was done in under a minute.

He asked it to write a poem praising Joe Biden...bam there it was.

He asked it to write code for some task and once again, in about a minute is was done AND it explained what it wrote.

He asked it to write a song WITH chords, about a monkey that wants to be an elephant...instantly it wrote the song with chords.

Then...He asked it to write a poem praising Donald Trump.
The reply (paraphrasing) is that the AI is designed only to provide factual or fact based responses and could not provide the requested poem. It said the same for Ron DeSantis.

The short experience was impressive, freaky, and angering at the same time.

[Louie Detroit]

I’ve monkeyed around with punchlines.ai a couple of times and it was meh. I get the idea AI apps are gonna need a lot more work before being ready for prime time.

[Frankie the Fink]

Its hype and most AI is pattern matching and If-then-else statements, not true AI...
People have been writing those "smart response" apps since the early days of personal computers.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

Its hype and most AI is pattern matching and If-then-else statements, not true AI...
People have been writing those "smart response" apps since the early days of personal computers.

Agree that the are constantly tweaking, but if you dare, go try it and challenge it. I doubt a large group of people asked to have a song written about a monkey that wants to be an elephant.

[Vandelay Industries]

This is my shocked face.

[Aerovette]

This took 95 seconds to do this...


The Chevrolet Corvette is an iconic American sports car that has captured the hearts and imaginations of car enthusiasts for over six decades. Since its inception in 1953, the Corvette has undergone numerous changes and upgrades, but it has always maintained its reputation as a powerful and stylish vehicle. In this essay, I will explore the history and evolution of the Chevrolet Corvette and its enduring appeal.

The first Chevrolet Corvette was unveiled at the 1953 New York Auto Show. It was a sleek two-seater with a fiberglass body and a six-cylinder engine. The Corvette was designed to be a show car, and it quickly became a hit with car enthusiasts. However, it wasn't until the second generation, introduced in 1963, that the Corvette really came into its own. This generation introduced the famous "Sting Ray" body style and a range of powerful V8 engines that made the Corvette a true performance car.

Over the years, the Corvette has continued to evolve and improve. The third generation, introduced in 1968, featured a more aggressive design and the option of a big-block 427 cubic inch V8 engine that produced over 400 horsepower. The fourth generation, introduced in 1984, saw the Corvette undergo a major redesign with a more aerodynamic body and a new, high-tech digital dashboard.

The fifth generation, introduced in 1997, marked a significant departure from previous Corvettes. It featured a completely new chassis and body design and was the first Corvette to feature an all-aluminum engine. The fifth generation also saw the introduction of the Z06 model, which featured an even more powerful engine and upgraded suspension and brakes.

The sixth generation, introduced in 2005, continued the tradition of improving on previous models. It featured a more refined interior, improved handling and braking, and a new 6.2-liter V8 engine that produced up to 436 horsepower. The seventh generation, introduced in 2014, saw the Corvette once again undergo a major redesign. It featured a more angular and aggressive body design, improved fuel economy, and the option of a new 8-speed automatic transmission.

Throughout its history, the Chevrolet Corvette has been known for its combination of style, performance, and affordability. While it has always been a high-performance sports car, it has also been priced in a range that made it accessible to a wide range of car enthusiasts. This combination of qualities has helped the Corvette become one of the most beloved and iconic American cars of all time.

In conclusion, the Chevrolet Corvette has a long and storied history as one of America's most beloved sports cars. From its humble beginnings in 1953 to its current status as a high-performance icon, the Corvette has captured the hearts and imaginations of car enthusiasts for over six decades. With its powerful engines, sleek designs, and affordable prices, the Corvette has truly earned its place in the pantheon of great American cars.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by aerovette

This took 95 seconds to do this...


The Chevrolet Corvette is an iconic American sports car that has captured the hearts and imaginations of car enthusiasts for over six decades. Since its inception in 1953, the Corvette has undergone numerous changes and upgrades, but it has always maintained its reputation as a powerful and stylish vehicle. In this essay, I will explore the history and evolution of the Chevrolet Corvette and its enduring appeal.

The first Chevrolet Corvette was unveiled at the 1953 New York Auto Show. It was a sleek two-seater with a fiberglass body and a six-cylinder engine. The Corvette was designed to be a show car, and it quickly became a hit with car enthusiasts. However, it wasn't until the second generation, introduced in 1963, that the Corvette really came into its own. This generation introduced the famous "Sting Ray" body style and a range of powerful V8 engines that made the Corvette a true performance car.

Over the years, the Corvette has continued to evolve and improve. The third generation, introduced in 1968, featured a more aggressive design and the option of a big-block 427 cubic inch V8 engine that produced over 400 horsepower. The fourth generation, introduced in 1984, saw the Corvette undergo a major redesign with a more aerodynamic body and a new, high-tech digital dashboard.

The fifth generation, introduced in 1997, marked a significant departure from previous Corvettes. It featured a completely new chassis and body design and was the first Corvette to feature an all-aluminum engine. The fifth generation also saw the introduction of the Z06 model, which featured an even more powerful engine and upgraded suspension and brakes.

The sixth generation, introduced in 2005, continued the tradition of improving on previous models. It featured a more refined interior, improved handling and braking, and a new 6.2-liter V8 engine that produced up to 436 horsepower. The seventh generation, introduced in 2014, saw the Corvette once again undergo a major redesign. It featured a more angular and aggressive body design, improved fuel economy, and the option of a new 8-speed automatic transmission.

Throughout its history, the Chevrolet Corvette has been known for its combination of style, performance, and affordability. While it has always been a high-performance sports car, it has also been priced in a range that made it accessible to a wide range of car enthusiasts. This combination of qualities has helped the Corvette become one of the most beloved and iconic American cars of all time.

In conclusion, the Chevrolet Corvette has a long and storied history as one of America's most beloved sports cars. From its humble beginnings in 1953 to its current status as a high-performance icon, the Corvette has captured the hearts and imaginations of car enthusiasts for over six decades. With its powerful engines, sleek designs, and affordable prices, the Corvette has truly earned its place in the pantheon of great American cars.

Nothing at all about redneck mods.

[FLEXjs]

It's not AI, it's been coded.

And it's been shown over and over how it's obvious that it has been programmed by hardcore lefties.

Lots of examples from gender and racial related questions/issues as well as your political example.

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

Nothing at all about redneck mods.

Or Lloyd mats.

[Aerovette]

63 seconds...

Car exhaust is a necessary component of all automobiles, but it can also be a significant contributor to air pollution. Car exhaust is the result of the combustion process that takes place in the engine of a vehicle. It consists of a mixture of gases, including carbon monoxide, nitrogen oxides, and particulate matter.

One of the primary concerns associated with car exhaust is its impact on air quality. When car exhaust is released into the atmosphere, it can contribute to the formation of smog and other air pollutants. These pollutants can have negative effects on human health, particularly for those with respiratory issues. Car exhaust can also contribute to climate change, as many of the gases released through the combustion process are greenhouse gases that can trap heat in the atmosphere.

In order to reduce the negative impact of car exhaust on air quality and the environment, there have been a number of technological advancements in recent years. One of the most significant of these advancements has been the development of catalytic converters. Catalytic converters are devices that are installed in the exhaust system of a vehicle and are designed to reduce the amount of harmful pollutants that are released into the atmosphere. They work by converting pollutants into less harmful gases before they are released into the air.

In addition to catalytic converters, there have also been advancements in engine design and fuel efficiency that have helped to reduce the impact of car exhaust. Many modern cars are designed to burn fuel more efficiently, which can reduce the amount of pollutants that are released into the air. Electric and hybrid cars, which produce zero emissions from their exhaust, are also becoming more popular as an environmentally friendly alternative to traditional gasoline-powered vehicles.

In conclusion, car exhaust is a necessary component of all automobiles, but it can also have a significant impact on air quality and the environment. Technological advancements, such as catalytic converters, more efficient engines, and electric and hybrid vehicles, have helped to reduce the negative impact of car exhaust, but there is still much work to be done to improve air quality and protect the environment.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

Or Lloyd mats.

28 seconds....

Are you tired of constantly having to clean dirt and debris out of your car's carpets? Are you looking for a way to protect your car's interior and keep it looking like new? Look no further than Lloyd Floor Mats!

Lloyd Floor Mats are the perfect solution for any car owner who wants to protect their vehicle's interior from wear and tear. These high-quality floor mats are designed to fit your car's make and model perfectly, ensuring that they provide maximum protection against dirt, mud, and other debris.

Lloyd Floor Mats are made from premium materials that are both durable and easy to clean. They are available in a range of colors and styles, so you can find the perfect match for your car's interior. Whether you're looking for a sleek, understated look or something more bold and eye-catching, Lloyd Floor Mats has the perfect option for you.

In addition to their stylish design and superior protection, Lloyd Floor Mats also offer excellent safety features. They are slip-resistant, ensuring that they won't move around while you're driving, and they are designed to be compatible with your car's factory retention system, ensuring that they stay in place and won't interfere with your car's pedals.

Lloyd Floor Mats are an investment in the longevity of your car's interior. With their durable design and superior protection, you can rest assured that your car's floors will remain in excellent condition for years to come. So why wait? Upgrade your car's interior protection today with Lloyd Floor Mats!

[Aerovette]

17 seconds


The Vette Barn car forum is an online community that caters to enthusiasts of the Chevrolet Corvette. The forum is a hub for discussions about everything related to the Corvette, including performance modifications, maintenance tips, and advice on buying and selling cars. With over 70,000 members, the Vette Barn is one of the largest online communities dedicated to the Corvette.

One of the main benefits of the Vette Barn is its wealth of knowledge and experience. With so many members, there is always someone available to offer advice or answer questions about all things Corvette. Whether you are a seasoned enthusiast or a new owner, the Vette Barn is a great resource for learning about your car and connecting with like-minded individuals.

In addition to its informative discussions, the Vette Barn also hosts a variety of events and meetups. These gatherings offer members the opportunity to connect in person and show off their cars, creating a sense of camaraderie and community that extends beyond the online forum.

Overall, the Vette Barn is an excellent resource for anyone who is passionate about the Chevrolet Corvette. Whether you are looking to learn more about your car, share your knowledge with others, or connect with like-minded enthusiasts, the Vette Barn is the perfect place to do so.

[Stevedore]

Ask it to explain quantum computing, because I’m having trouble with it.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Stevedore

Ask it to explain quantum computing, because I’m having trouble with it.

Quantum computing is a field of computing that uses quantum-mechanical phenomena, such as superposition and entanglement, to perform operations on data. Unlike classical computers, which store and process information in binary bits that can be either 0 or 1, quantum computers use quantum bits, or qubits, which can represent both 0 and 1 simultaneously.

One of the key features of quantum computing is the concept of superposition. In classical computing, a bit can be either 0 or 1, but not both at the same time. In quantum computing, however, a qubit can be in a superposition of states, meaning it can represent both 0 and 1 at the same time. This allows quantum computers to perform multiple computations simultaneously, which can dramatically increase their processing power.

Another important concept in quantum computing is entanglement. Entanglement occurs when two qubits become correlated in a way that is impossible to achieve with classical bits. This means that changing the state of one qubit can instantly affect the state of the other, regardless of how far apart they are. This property can be used to perform certain operations more efficiently than classical computers.

Quantum computing is still in its early stages of development and is currently only practical for a few specialized applications. However, the potential of quantum computing is vast, with the ability to solve complex problems that would be impossible or impractical for classical computers. Some potential applications of quantum computing include cryptography, drug discovery, and optimization problems in fields such as finance and logistics. As the technology continues to develop, quantum computing has the potential to revolutionize the way we process information and solve problems.

[ptindall]

Originally Posted by FLEXjs

It's not AI, it's been coded.

And it's been shown over and over how it's obvious that it has been programmed by hardcore lefties.

Lots of examples from gender and racial related questions/issues as well as your political example.

Correct. Ben Shaperio talked about it a bit a few days ago. For example, it will spit out plenty that white people can improve on but it refuses to say black people can improve on anything.

[Aerovette]

A Corvette song...

Verse 1:
(C) Cruisin' down the road in my (Am) Corvette
(G) I can feel the power in my (F) hands
(C) The engine roars like a (Am) wild beast
(G) As I speed across the (F) land

Chorus:
(C) Corvettes, (Am) they're a thing of (G) beauty
(F) A symbol of American (C) pride
(C) Corvettes, (Am) they're a work of (G) art
(F) And they'll always take you for a (C) ride

Verse 2:
(C) I love the sleek lines of my (Am) Corvette
(G) It's a classic car that's (F) hard to beat
(C) With a top speed that will (Am) make you dizzy
(G) And a look that's oh so (F) sweet

Chorus:
(C) Corvettes, (Am) they're a thing of (G) beauty
(F) A symbol of American (C) pride
(C) Corvettes, (Am) they're a work of (G) art
(F) And they'll always take you for a (C) ride

Bridge:
(Dm) You can see the envy in the (Am) eyes
(G) Of all the people on the (F) street
(Dm) As I drive by in my (Am) Corvette
(G) They know that car can't be (F) beat

Chorus:
(C) Corvettes, (Am) they're a thing of (G) beauty
(F) A symbol of American (C) pride
(C) Corvettes, (Am) they're a work of (G) art
(F) And they'll always take you for a (C) ride

Outro:
(C) Cruisin' down the road in my (Am) Corvette
(G) I can feel the power in my (F) hands
(C) Corvettes, (Am) they're a work of (G) art
(F) And they'll always take you for a (C) ride.

[Louie Detroit]

What does entering Vette Barn Off Topic yield?

[Aerovette]

Blues song - 24 seconds...

Verse 1:
G7 C7
Woke up this morning, feeling so blue
G7 D7
Woke up this morning, feeling so blue
G7 C7
Lost my baby, don't know what to do

Chorus:
G7 D7
I got the blues, can't you see?
G7 C7
I got the blues, it's killing me
G7 D7
I got the blues, deep down inside
G7 C7
I got the blues, I wanna hide

Verse 2:
G7 C7
Walked down to the river, tried to ease my mind
G7 D7
Walked down to the river, tried to ease my mind
G7 C7
But the water's so deep, I'm afraid I'll drown

Chorus:
G7 D7
I got the blues, can't you see?
G7 C7
I got the blues, it's killing me
G7 D7
I got the blues, deep down inside
G7 C7
I got the blues, I wanna hide

Bridge:
C7
I miss my baby, oh so much
G7
I miss my baby, I need her touch
D7
But she's gone, and I'm alone
C7
I'm so lost, can't find my way home

Verse 3:
G7 C7
Sitting here thinking, 'bout what went wrong
G7 D7
Sitting here thinking, 'bout what went wrong
G7 C7
Maybe I should've treated her better all along

Chorus:
G7 D7
I got the blues, can't you see?
G7 C7
I got the blues, it's killing me
G7 D7
I got the blues, deep down inside
G7 C7
I got the blues, I wanna hide

Outro:
G7 C7
Woke up this morning, feeling so blue
G7 D7
Woke up this morning, feeling so blue
G7 C7
Lost my baby, don't know what to do.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

What does entering Vette Barn Off Topic yield?

Hmmm, no mention of "Babes" or "Behind the Barn"


Vette Barn Off Topic is a sub-forum of the larger Vette Barn forum, which is an online community dedicated to the discussion of Chevrolet Corvettes. Vette Barn Off Topic is a space where members can discuss topics unrelated to Corvettes or automotive subjects in general.

The forum is divided into several sub-sections, including "Off Topic," "Politics," "Religion," and "Humor." Members are free to start and participate in discussions on a wide range of topics, from current events and politics to music and sports.

While Vette Barn Off Topic is a space for members to engage in free and open discussion, the forum has guidelines in place to ensure that conversations remain respectful and civil. Personal attacks, hate speech, and other forms of disrespectful behavior are not tolerated and can result in disciplinary action from the forum's moderators.

Overall, Vette Barn Off Topic is a lively and engaging community where members can connect with one another over shared interests and passions outside of the world of Corvettes.

[Anjdog2003]

One second...

stfu