Suck in that gut, sailor: Navy eliminates fitness testing to improve retention

[zeek]

We have a Navy base here in Gulfport. I have two friends currently in the Navy and they both are fat as ticks! I cant believe the Navy lets them continue service.

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

Already have a Rear Admiral:



I'm guessing Cousin It right here couldn't pass the physical for either gender; possibly a reason why failing fitness tests were wiped out?

This disgusting faggot is the rear admiral of the poop deck.

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

This disgusting faggot is the rear admiral of the poop deck.

That's a hero to communist democrats.

[Tikiman]

Our enemies are laughing at us. Thanks, democrats.

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

Our enemies are laughing at us. Thanks, democrats.

yes - but no mean tweets

[ratflinger]

So what happens when porky can't get through the bulkhead so the water tight hatch can be closed? "Porky's stuck in engineering, all hands man the rope!"

[Vandelay Industries]

The left destroys every fkn thing it touches, and that's by design.

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by ratflinger

So what happens when porky can't get through the bulkhead so the water tight hatch can be closed? "Porky's stuck in engineering, all hands man the rope!"

Grease that fat ****er down and hold a Twinkie in front of his nose.

[Craig]

Because the gyms were closed for Covid…? As I recall my fitness test was sit-ups, push ups, and running (or swimming). You don’t need a gym for any of that.