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01-27-2011, 10:59am | #81 | ||||||
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I gotta say, VBOT does NOT disappoint!
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A couple thousand or so years ago, a crowd was dragging a woman to the town center to stone her to death for committing a crime.
Just as the angry mob was about to start with the stoning, Jesus Christ appeared. Jesus said, "He who hath not ever sinned, should cast thy first stone!" Well, the crowd starts to grumble and moan, they start dropping their rocks and stones and walk away. Just then, a tiny ancient little old woman with a huge boulder held over her head shuffles up to the woman and crushes her with the boulder. Jesus looks at the woman and says, "You know Mom. Sometimes you really piss me off!" <TG ducks the bolt of lightning that passes over his head...> |
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01-27-2011, 11:22pm | #84 | |||||||
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Mary walks into the church and goes to her priest, Father O'Malley. Mary: "Father, me husband Seamus passed away last night." Father O'Malley: "Oh Mary, I'm so sorry to hear that. Did he have any last words?" Mary: "Why yes Father, he did. He said 'Mary, put down the gun' " |
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Duck walks into a bar asks for grapes.
Barkeep tells him he has no grapes, duck leaves. This repeats 3 more times. Duck walks back into bar, barkeep eyes him and says "if you ask for grapes I'll nail your little webbed feet to the floor, now what do you want?" Duck asks "got any nails?" Barkeep is dumbfounded and says "no, I don't have any nails" Duck says "good, got any grapes"? |
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Don't think anyone has posted this one.
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night." How ya doing LilRed? |
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How is the OP doing?
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Still sick, but a bit better. It takes me so long to get over stuff...weak immune system, but still fighting the good fight. Thanks for asking and for the great jokes...it's making me
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Sorry to hear that Red, I hope you start feeling better soon.
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Well, this thread has certainly made my day end better than it started.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bar tender says, "excuse me, but do you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?" to which the pirate replies... "Aye, its driving me nuts" |
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