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06-26-2011, 7:28pm | #41 | |||||||
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06-26-2011, 7:32pm | #42 | ||||||
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"Are you fat because you're lazy or lazy because you're fat?"
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Two from my late Dad:
"That's one thing I can't see into. An elephant's ass, without a step ladder." And whenever my Mom would ask him anything, he'd almost always answer "You got me by the balls!" |
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06-26-2011, 7:36pm | #44 | ||||||
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Were you born stupid or is this just the result of years of practice
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06-26-2011, 7:39pm | #45 | ||||||
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"you can suck my c**k and spit out the feathers if it will make you stop bitching"
"Kiss my ass and bark at the hole" (that was one of my dear Dad's) "This shit is about as organized as trying to heard cats into a swimming pool" I have several. |
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I hope you die in a candy fire.
May a thousand kittens lick you and your family to death. when you see a guy with his gf. " Man you know I always thought you were gay!" "the difference in money and women is that I have never hated a 20 dollar bill. |
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06-26-2011, 7:45pm | #47 | ||||||
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Her ass has more dimples than a bag of golf balls.
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"Doesn't that knock your hat off in the river"
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06-26-2011, 7:51pm | #49 | ||||||
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"tighter than a dick's hatband"
"useless as tits on a boar hog" "black as the ace of spades" "happy as a sissy with a dick in his mouth" ....and how about an old one: "now you're cooking with gas" |
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06-26-2011, 8:03pm | #50 | ||||||
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06-27-2011, 12:03am | #51 | ||||||
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In a bad situation.... It's completely fawked, you can't fawk it anymore.
His/her teeth are so fawked up they're flashing gang signs. May you be mistaken as a sex object by a love crazed rhinocerous. (Thanks to Johnny Carson) |
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06-27-2011, 3:55am | #52 | ||||||
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Here are two that I made up years ago
A goose short of a gaggle Useless as a bucket under a bull |
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Colder than a witch's titee in a brass bra
Hotter than a 2 dollar whore on nickel night |
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06-27-2011, 10:07am | #54 | ||||||
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Some days you're the dog and some days you're the fire hydrant.
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Slicker than a cat's ass...
Slicker than owl shit... Fecked up like Hogan's goat.. Some days you eat the bear and some days the bear eats you.... |
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06-28-2011, 8:36pm | #56 | ||||||
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"With eyes like that, I bet your vagina is exquisite!"
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Windy'er than a sack full of farts.
Teed off like a new golf ball in a tile bathroom. |
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Go outside and practice falling down. I be there in about 5 minutes to help you.
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Don't get the horse before the cart.
It's too late to shut the barn door when the cow's already out. More scarce than hen's teeth. Crazy as a betsy bug. (I have NO clue what a betsy bug is. ) Shut that refrigerator door, there's no tv in there. Close the door when you go out, were you raised in a barn? When he says frog, she jumps. He'd argue with an iron fencepost. Lower than a snake's belly. Blacker than tar. Why be ugly when nice would do just as well or better? *** My mom said all these things. She had a Louisiana country saying for everything, but of course it's hard to quote them when I'm actually trying to think of them. |
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its on its in, its on your chin
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