Etiquette for boob staring

[island14]

Originally Posted by NeedSpeed

This thread is bad karma. I just had a student catch me checking out some girls ass at the grocery store.

We need a new thread for butts..

This is the booby thread..

[NeedSpeed]

Ooops. There is a butt thread

[Uncle Pervey]

The new office I am at has one very bad distraction, in an office 2 doors down is a blond with very large biznoobies. She ain't all that but the boobage is too much to avoid looking at, especially when she's wearing a sun-dress.
It was especially bad today, every time I walked back from the bathroom I could not help looking at the cleavage hanging down, and every time I walked by had to fight not to look and every time she looked up and saw me staring at sweater puppies.
I'm sorry I can't help looking even if I'm not interested, there is a magnetic attraction of my eyes to boobs.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Uncle Pervey

The new office I am at has one very bad distraction, in an office 2 doors down is a blond with very large biznoobies. She ain't all that but the boobage is too much to avoid looking at, especially when she's wearing a sun-dress.
It was especially bad today, every time I walked back from the bathroom I could not help looking at the cleavage hanging down, and every time I walked by had to fight not to look and every time she looked up and saw me staring at sweater puppies.
I'm sorry I can't help looking even if I'm not interested, there is a magnetic attraction of my eyes to boobs.

Pics?

[Uncle Pervey]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Pics?

I'll try and sneak one some time, but I don't wanna get fired, like I said she ain't all that. In fact she sort big for my taste... big as in tall and large boned with a very large bootay... Plus she wears way too much makeup and her hair is bleached almost white. I'd like to compare drapes and rug to see how bleached she really is..

[NeedSpeed]

The classic boob dilemma. Love big boobs, but they're usually attached to large women.

[NeedSpeed]

[onedef92]

Trust me, she ain't wearing them Terminators (sunglasses) strictly for UV Ray protection.

[oyealiz]

Originally Posted by onedef92

Trust me, she ain't wearing them Terminators (sunglasses) strictly for UV Ray protection.

Maybe she's wearing the glasses because she's blind. Perhaps she cannot see that she is missing the top part of her dress!

[onedef92]

Originally Posted by oyealiz

Maybe she's wearing the glasses because she's blind. Perhaps she cannot see that she is missing the top part of her dress!

I'm sure she'll have no trouble at all finding someone to help her locate the missing part of her garment.

[oyealiz]

Originally Posted by onedef92

I'm sure she'll have no trouble at all finding someone to help her locate the missing part of her garment.

And even less trouble, no doubt, finding someone to help her remove the part that IS there!

[Kerrmudgeon]

It's not our fault!
Natural selection over thousands of years has made men seek out fit breeders to take care of our offspring, including wider birthing hips and large mams to feed the little gaffers. Humans are the only primates that keep enlarged mammary gland when they aren't nursing babies. This has developed in order to attract a mate. And you know what....it works!

[RetiredSFC 97]

If you show it, I'm looking. if you don't like it cover those babies up, loosely though because I will look at shapes as well.

(you can look at my junk if you are a female and want to. i don't mind)

PS. If you didn't want me to look you would not show them.

[Uncle Pervey]

Originally Posted by oyealiz

Maybe she's wearing the glasses because she's blind. Perhaps she cannot see that she is missing the top part of her dress!

She probably doesn't know that somebody put a couple of cantalopes in her chest either!

[onedef92]

Originally Posted by oyealiz

And even less trouble, no doubt, finding someone to help her remove the part that IS there!

Well, you know what they say, "less is more."

[simpleman68]

Originally Posted by Kerrmudgeon

It's not our fault!
Natural selection over thousands of years has made men seek out fit breeders to take care of our offspring, including wider birthing hips and large mams to feed the little gaffers. Humans are the only primates that keep enlarged mammary gland when they aren't nursing babies. This has developed in order to attract a mate. And you know what....it works!

Even more interesting is that it is more difficult for larger breasted women to breastfeed according to the pro BF group La Leche.

Sheit throws a boomerang of doubt at your theory.
Scott

[American Made]

Originally Posted by Uncle Pervey

I'll try and sneak one some time, but I don't wanna get fired, like I said she ain't all that. In fact she sort big for my taste... big as in tall and large boned with a very large bootay... Plus she wears way too much makeup and her hair is bleached almost white. I'd like to compare drapes and rug to see how bleached she really is..

Don't want you to get fired but lots of us here would love to see that.

[Olustee bus]

God would not have put them up front if he did not want you to stare at em.

[onedef92]

[onedef92]