A Japanese couple arguing about sex....

[DaveK88]

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"









I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this. You don’t know Japanese.
You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex. You need serious help!!!
Sometimes I worry about you people

[DAB]

they are arguing about what's for dinner and who has to take out the trash.

[NeedSpeed]

Google translate didn't work either

[OldSarge]

I need help

[ApexOversteer]

"Tomitsu-San, why so grum?"

"It's terribro. Now that I am married, wife frows up roadbrocks in the bedroom. It's rike, you stuck with me now, no more freaky shit."

"Hey you know this going in man, once you put that ring on it, no more aryan tentacoo roar praying."

"HA! ARYAN TENTATCOO ROAR PRAY?! Now I must drive all the way to Sendai just to sniff rady-worn-ron-ger-ray from vending machine!"

[DukeAllen]

A California business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Californian knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep. The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Californian joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!" Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"

[Kerrmudgeon]

I gave up when I saw the Jap text......I was hoping for pixilated pics!

[Bingo Fuel]

Originally Posted by ApexOversteer

"Tomitsu-San, why so grum?"

"It's terribro. Now that I am married, wife frows up roadbrocks in the bedroom. It's rike, you stuck with me now, no more freaky shit."

"Hey you know this going in man, once you put that ring on it, no more aryan tentacoo roar praying."

"HA! ARYAN TENTATCOO ROAR PRAY?! Now I must drive all the way to Sendai just to sniff rady-worn-ron-ger-ray from vending machine!"

tentacle pr0n

[69camfrk]

What's fun is trying to teach someone from Japan how to say a "L". That shit is funny right there, and no, don't ask me how I know, and yes I was drinking.....