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Old 01-17-2020, 10:27am   #1
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Think back to when you were single and dating. Imagine that the person you are dating says the following to you:

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I expect a gift for my birthday and I expect a gift for Valentine's Day.
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Old 01-17-2020, 10:29am   #2
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I would give them a big
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I expect a BJ everyday.
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Old 01-17-2020, 10:36am   #5
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Response option 1: "Please let me know how that works out for you".
Response option 2: "Absolutely...and if you deserve it, you should get it".
Response option 3: "Who do you expect these gifts from and will it be something for both of us?"
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Old 01-17-2020, 10:37am   #6
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Old 01-17-2020, 10:40am   #7
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Reminds me of a joke...and one I got to use with my wife...

She: Would you still love me if I got fat?

Me: Absolutely...and I'd miss you too.
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will help for sure
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“It’s good to have expectations.”
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will help for sure
Never hurts, hell I will even get them something for no reason.
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Response option 1: "Please let me know how that works out for you".
Response option 2: "Absolutely...and if you deserve it, you should get it".
Response option 3: "Who do you expect these gifts from and will it be something for both of us?"
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"Good for you"
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I would say of course, you deserve nothing less.

Then I would bang the hell out of her.


Then I'd never see her or talk to her again.
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I pretend I don't hear it and see if it repeats. Sometimes they just say things to get a reaction. only way ot learn their true intentions is to ask divorced dudes what they think.
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I’ve never asked for a gift...but I’ll give you all a little advice. A thoughtful gift on special days...brownie points ...puts most women in the mood. A thoughtful deed i.e. something she wants fixed or special day or night out puts most women in the mood. A thoughtful gift for no reason gets your bones jumped and a BJ.

P.S. I said most women. There are some women nothing puts them
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I’ve never asked for a gift...but I’ll give you all a little advice. A thoughtful gift on special days...brownie points ...puts most women in the mood. A thoughtful deed i.e. something she wants fixed or special day or night out puts most women in the mood. A thoughtful gift for no reason gets your bones jumped and a BJ.

P.S. I said most women. There are some women nothing puts them
In the mood.

Pro tip: A gift on NON-special days works even BETTER.

I knew what I was doing. I had game...had.
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There are some women nothing puts them in the mood.
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I’ve never asked for a gift...but I’ll give you all a little advice. A thoughtful gift on special days...brownie points ...puts most women in the mood. A thoughtful deed i.e. something she wants fixed or special day or night out puts most women in the mood. A thoughtful gift for no reason gets your bones jumped and a BJ.

P.S. I said most women. There are some women nothing puts them
In the mood.
a gift for no special reason/day always a good call.
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P.S. I said most women. There are some women nothing puts them
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Are those the ones with the fishy panties? Asking for a guy on another forum.
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