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08-24-2011, 11:36am
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Sex Drive: Horny man crashes stolen semi into adult store, steals pricey sex toy
Sex-crazed man crashes stolen semi into adult store, steals pricey sex toy
Posted: Aug 23, 2011 1:29 PM EDT Updated: Aug 23, 2011 5:31 PM EDT BROWNHELM TOWNSHIP, OH (WOIO) - Police are looking for the sex-crazed loser who crashed a stolen semi-truck into an adult store early Monday morning, and swiped a very expensive XXX toy. It happened around 2AM at the AdultMart on Cooper Foster Park Road. Cops say the sexual deviant wasn't screwing around either, once he drove the big rig into the Lorain County store he headed straight for an $800 sex toy. It is described as a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks. Police say he had to have dropped the anatomically correct sex toy off someplace because police found the semi and the man still in it a quarter a mile from where he stole it, but the sex toy was not in the cab. Once the freak say the cops, he jumped out of the truck and ran down some nearby railroad tracks, getting away. The Lorain County sheriff's department says the pervert stole the red truck from the J.T. Container Company on Woodford Ave. in Elyria. If you have any information on who this sticky-fingered perv is, give cops a call. Sex-crazed man crashes stolen semi into adult store, steals pric - 19 Action News|Cleveland, OH|Breaking News, Weather, Exclusives |
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08-24-2011, 11:37am
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CAnnnnnnddyyyy cannnnneeeee
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08-24-2011, 11:45am
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Wow, that's a pretty uptight reporter.
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08-24-2011, 11:54am
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Well, if he's humping a lifesized jack-off machine, I'd say he's just wanker-crazed, not sex-crazed.
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08-24-2011, 1:41pm
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What did he steal, a male symbian? Steal semi RAM store Take sybian Profit |
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08-24-2011, 1:58pm
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He was on a nocturnal mission.
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08-24-2011, 2:04pm
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Sounds like he was real hard up.
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08-24-2011, 2:51pm
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"If you have any information on who this sticky-fingered perv is, give cops a call"
Sticky fingered? Do they know he finished? |
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