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Old 03-23-2017, 5:17pm   #1
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Did you know that eating a girl’s private organ could save you from fatal diseases such as cancer and heart disease? According to the research that was made in the State University of New York, the most important meal that a man should take is eating a vagina.

The hormones such as the DHEA Hormones and Oxytocin are being produced whenever cunnilingus happens. These hormones are capable of preventing cancer to an individual. This act does not only satisfy the urges of man and woman but also helps improve the health condition of an individual.

It is a way of enjoying the pleasure while having health benefits. So the next time that you doubt about going down on a woman, be sure to keep all of these things in your mind. This is not only for your safety but also for the pleasure of your body.

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Old 03-23-2017, 5:20pm   #2
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I like *****.
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Micheal Douglass said he got throat cancer from doing that so who do you believe
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Old 03-23-2017, 7:53pm   #4
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Micheal Douglass said he got throat cancer from doing that so who do you believe
He says Cathryn Z-J has HPV and THAT caused his throat cancer. He doesn't think smoking and drinking had anything to do with it.

I'll risk it.
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Old 03-23-2017, 8:00pm   #5
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What about the Thai girls the smoke a pack a day through the baby hatch?
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I'm going to live forever.
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Old 03-23-2017, 9:04pm   #7
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Stare at boobs for 10 mins to live 5 years longer! Who am I to argue.

Stare at boobs for 10 mins to live 5 years longer! - Times of India
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I'm sure there has to be a study out there somewhere that shows that fellatio prevents sagging boobies, cellulite, and crows feet.


If not, there needs to be.
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Old 03-23-2017, 11:17pm   #9
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hold on, i gotta go wake the wife, will be back in a few, ok in an hour...
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So.....do I have to actually EAT it, ....or can I just keep LICKING it until it tries to wriggle out of my grasp in ecstasy?
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I'm sure there has to be a study out there somewhere that shows that fellatio prevents sagging boobies, cellulite, and crows feet.


If not, there needs to be.
Which brings to mind an old joke ......
Why do Jewish women have crows feet?.......


From saying......"You want me to suck ....what !!??"
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Let's say it actually DOESN'T work.

Who cares?
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