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[Steve_R]

Oh yeah:

[Hardluck]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

Ya'll are terrible golfers I tell ya...I could of easily shot a 75 on the first three holes without trying...and I've never golfed.

You shoot you mouthoff around here all the time!

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

No can do....John Daly is the onliest guy I share this valuable expertise with.



Now; you are a great guy (no homo), so, I will share two insider tips just because:

1)-aim your thumbs down toward the ground.
2)-never go to a proctologist that can palm a basketball.



YW

That's prolly why he doesn't play anymore!

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Whoa dude, you need help.

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

Help with what?...clearing trails?...yes I know...

STFU, and I hope you go poor and hafta drink Gordons Gin® or Thunderbird®.

[Strats-N-Vettes]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

<------------- I made this avi while watching Perry Mason during rec time at the old folks home.

Didja win at Bingo too old timer?

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

Didja win at Bingo too old timer?

Final round jackpot!!! $6.38 in change. Need a loan?

[Hardluck]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

Final round jackpot!!! $6.38 in change. Need a loan?

He always wants people to send him money!

I think he wants to get a sex change operation for Wally!

[dvarapala]

Bright Suns Barplets!

I had a strange dream last night. I was sitting in a lecture hall taking some kind of class (probably an Anger Management class). @FLEXjs was also in the class.

At one point FLEX and another student were called up to the front of the classroom to demonstrate some sort of altercation. Well the other student got a little too cheeky and started playing with FLEX's earlobes. FLEX punched the guy in the face and he went down like Kamala Harris on a San Francisco mayor.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Hey everyone! .......cool up in God's country, a little ughhh....snow falling right now, but it's supposed to go up to around 16C by the end of the week.

A little gift for your Monday.....

[FLEXjs]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Bright Suns Barplets!

I had a strange dream last night. I was sitting in a lecture hall taking some kind of class (probably an Anger Management class). @FLEXjs was also in the class.

At one point FLEX and another student were called up to the front of the classroom to demonstrate some sort of altercation. Well the other student got a little too cheeky and started playing with FLEX's earlobes. FLEX punched the guy in the face and he went down like Kamala Harris on a San Francisco mayor.

[snide]

Originally Posted by RMVette

Oh... btw.... my 18th wedding anniversary today.

Congratulations!

[The_Dude]

'morning all of you truculent mofos.

[bigblock427]

Originally Posted by RMVette

Wow, too many similarities here...

I thought the same thing. At least they are different months. So there are some differences.

Originally Posted by Strats-N-Vettes

No can do....John Daly is the onliest guy I share this valuable expertise with.


Now; you are a great guy (no homo), so, I will share two insider tips just because:

1)-aim your thumbs down toward the ground.
2)-never go to a proctologist that can palm a basketball.

YW

Thanks for the great tips! I knew you would share your expertise with me. I am forever grateful.

Originally Posted by The_Dude

'morning all of you truculent mofos.

Morning Dude.

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by snide

I'd rather see Porter posing naked (no homo) than see Biden moving into the White House.

Believe it or not I actually agree with you. Although had you asked a year ago the prospect of seeing a naked Porter would have had me on a suicide watch.

[z06psi]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Bright Suns Barplets!

I had a strange dream last night. I was sitting in a lecture hall taking some kind of class (probably an Anger Management class). @FLEXjs was also in the class.

At one point FLEX and another student were called up to the front of the classroom to demonstrate some sort of altercation. Well the other student got a little too cheeky and started playing with FLEX's earlobes. FLEX punched the guy in the face and he went down like Kamala Harris on a San Francisco mayor.

You wanna know how we know you are gay?

[Old Ben]

There needs to be some patients right that when the doctor is late for the appointment then the patient is compensated for loss time. Got to the office 15 minutes early for an 8:45 appointment. Doctor came in to see me at 11:05.....


On a good note he said that there was no apparent damage to my privates and that the swelling will continue to go down by it's self.

[z06psi]

Originally Posted by Old Ben

There needs to be some patients right that when the doctor is late for the appointment then the patient is compensated for loss time. Got to the office 15 minutes early for an 8:45 appointment. Doctor came in to see me at 11:05.....


On a good note he said that there was no apparent damage to my privates and that the swelling will continue to go down by it's self.

Most men would want it swollen. Not this guy though.

[snide]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Believe it or not I actually agree with you. Although had you asked a year ago the prospect of seeing a naked Porter would have had me on a suicide watch.

I would not have talked you off the ledge...

[snide]

Originally Posted by Old Ben

There needs to be some patients right that when the doctor is late for the appointment then the patient is compensated for loss time. Got to the office 15 minutes early for an 8:45 appointment. Doctor came in to see me at 11:05.....

Yeah, there's no excuse for that. Especially when they don't apologize for being late. My rule is that if I'm stuck in the room for 30 minutes and doc doesn't come see me, I'm out the door.

I was running late for a doctor's appointment one day and they called me to see if I was going to be there. I told them that since they usually make me wait for up to 30 minutes after my appointment time, I was trying to get ahead of that curve. They were not amused.

Originally Posted by Old Ben

On a good note he said that there was no apparent damage to my privates and that the swelling will continue to go down by it's self.

Glad to hear that you're on the mend.

[Raazor]

Originally Posted by The_Dude

'morning all of you truculent mofos.

stfu

[Strats-N-Vettes]

HaY . . . !
Where's the Garf?

Did he have dirt on Hillary?

or

Did one of them sea creatures he's always trying to cook finally get him?

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by JetMechZ16

Believe it or not I actually agree with you. Although had you asked a year ago the prospect of seeing a naked Porter would have had me on a suicide watch.

You were worried unnecessarily...he may have said yes.