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01-23-2023, 12:33pm | #1 |
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I Portered today.... D'OH!!!
I go to the fridge to get a bottle of Mountain Dew I've been sipping on during the day. Not paying attention and I get a visit from the Porter Fairy.
In my defense, the bottle of lemon juice that was sitting next to the Dew has the same colors and it was easy to mix up. Uggh........ |
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Porter pucker
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I dip snuff, when drinking beers I will use an emply can as a spittoon.
More than once, those drinking with me, have grabbed the spittoon instead of their can. Not too bad, but much worse if a female does such. I thought about changing it up to save others, but then again, does it really matter?? |
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Mountain Dew. You see half drunk bottles at nearly every construction site. Or maybe they are half full of urine. Same diff.
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Diet Mountain Dew for the win.
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Fuk all you numnuts!
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Porter Cable…. Vibrator?
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Yaddy, don’t know what to say so here’s a Gif for ya
And congrats, due to your reading comprehension you lost to a Porter post. Ie. means you’re a super dumbass |
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That is why his wife makes him travel separate.
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