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Old 06-08-2011, 8:08pm   #1
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I found this.



Hope there aren't any used "balloons" in the bed...
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Old 06-08-2011, 8:09pm   #2
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That's part of your amenity package.
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Old 06-08-2011, 8:16pm   #4
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Snide's getting some action tonight!!
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Old 06-08-2011, 8:18pm   #6
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it's Wednesday, and you're finding that now?
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it's Wednesday, and you're finding that now?
Did you leave it from the weekend?
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The guy wearing it is in the bathroom getting ready.
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It's ninjas waiting to wake you up with suprise buttsects. You have two choices: super glue your ringpiece shut or role with it. Because your assailants are most likely asian, your probably won't be totally gay afterwards.

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must suk havin' to live out of hotel rooms.
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It's ninjas waiting to wake you up with suprise buttsects. You have two choices: super glue your ringpiece shut or role with it. Because your assailants are most likely asian, your probably won't be totally gay afterwards.

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Old 06-08-2011, 8:26pm   #14
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The guy wearing it is in the bathroom getting ready.
[waterspew]ohshit[waterspew]
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Looks like Magnum size. He got Sumo Ninjas.
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Looks like Magnum size. He got Sumo Ninjas.
Can't you vador a schlong on the picture to make it relevant?
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Can't you vador a schlong on the picture to make it relevant?
You reallly want to see a schlong?
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Can't you vador a schlong on the picture to make it relevant?
Or make him black and name him Big John Thunder?

Didn't Kareem Abdul Jabar know kung fu? I'd wager that dude would totally blow out your ring piece. You'd better check your insurance to see what it'd cost to get your tar star re-cored.
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You reallly want to see a schlong?
Sure, a cartoon ninja schlong would be hilarious. In fact, make it very small, since he's Asian.
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