Strangest place you have had sex......

[04 commemorative]

From other place but thought it would work here a bit better
Could be strangest,weirdest,different or exciting

[Sea Six]

When I was 20, my 26 year old boss (lab manager) got me to bang her at work on a Friday afternoon in the lab after everyone had left for the weekend.

[Ol Timer]

I was 17. It was on a farm....

I'm not a bad person, am I?

[Rob]

On a train in Alaska

[Mr Hole]

Public showers at a KOA Campground. Restroom of a hospital room.

[04 commemorative]

In gf's mothers bed

[simpleman68]

On a shuttle bus at 2am

On an airplane in the middle of the night.
Pro Tip: those little airline blankies don't cover a whole lot but 2 of them may

Scott

[6spdC6]

Was doing serious renovation work at a nice upscale motel in the Albany area.

After a couple weeks I was made foreman on the job which gave me a bit of walking to get to the 3 different spread out jobs my company was doing there.

Got real friendly with one of the room cleaners (AKA chamber maids).
She was about 28, I was 24!
All the guys used to go to a gin mill for lunch, I was a brown bagger since high school so I stayed on the job. Her and I got together a few times in the rooms she was cleaning at lunch time. That was the best benefits I ever had on a job!

[mrvette]

Shared an apt with a couple of buddies, they got to the bedrooms faster than I did......so Mary and I made it on the LR floor.....they were occupied too, shall I say.....so we were safe....Living Room or not.....

[StaticCling]

As far as actual coitus, nothing too odd to be honest.

I have made it a point to pleasure myself in every single US State that I have been in. Which is roughly 30+ States. I also flick a booger out the window of each State that I drive through.

As far as actual Sexual Intercourse, I have had sex in the following US States:

Missouri
California
Virginia
New York
Pennsylvania

I have also had sex in International Waters aboard a Cruise Ship

[mrvette]

OMG.....I forgot......the ex and I went down to see her folks on the Neuse River near the outer banks of NC....on the mainland....Oriental NC was the town...

so they went to bed and when he built the house the light switches were literally 8 of them in a LONG panel on the hallway wall next to the kitchen....he was a EE so I think he screwed the pooch on that one....well they had just moved in so we went down to see them.....the 3rd BR was all full of shit and they did not share a BR/Bed being in their late 60's so we made it on the LR floor in the camping gear spread out.....we get finished and I go to the kitchen to clean up, and she heads to the hall bath.......house is dark as shit, and I looking for the kitchen light....I start hitting the switches....and was turning on/off various lights around the house....finally locating the correct switch for the kitchen light......

SO I go into the kitchen and proceed to clean what is left of my erection, and HE comes down the hall in a hurry and there I am.......cleaning up.....Thinking there was an electrickal problem what with all the lights going on/off.....

nuff said.......the ex/his daughter was PISSED......I was ROTFL inside, and kept it to a smile/grin....

[lspencer534]

This didn't involve me, but my wife's whole family and I were on a cruise about 20+ years ago. In the Comedy Room one night the emcee asked for audience members to tell the oddest place they'd ever had sex.

My SIL and her husband stood up and said "On the hood of a car." A bit embarrassing when your wife's entire family, including wife's, BIL's, and SIL's parents, were there.

[VatorMan]

Backseat of a church bus.

[Cybercowboy]

Got caught doing it in my friend's parent's swimming pool. Our suits were floating too far away to grab. It was pretty funny actually. We'd been married like maybe a month or so.

[Iron Chef]

OMG...Let's see...

Rooftop of the Hollywood Palladium during the Hollywood Christmas Parade
Backyard of movie star Karen Black's former residence
Various radio station control rooms
Next to the window of a high-rise...offering a view to the adjoining high-rise

Can't wait for Need-A-Vette's input on this one.

Originally Posted by Ol' Timer

I was 17. It was on a farm....

I'm not a bad person, am I?

Not too b-a-a-a-a-a-a-d....

[Aerovette]

The side of stone Mountain. A plane made two passes while we were at it. No where to hide. This is the mountain.

[NCC-1701]

When I was 18 or 19 still lived at home I took an old G/F out and on the way home my hormones were talking to me so I had the bright idea to screw at a construction site at night by a big mound of white sand. I had a beach towel in the car placed it nicely by the bottom of the mound and used the mound as a back support. The G/F was doing the riding and everything was going great in my mind till my balls were on fire. Yes the red ant pile was pissed off at me for disturbing their home. I threw her off and she landed at least 15' from me in the sand. I did not know that in times of pain one could be so strong. I will always remember that night...


35' under water at a reef in the keys..

[NEED-A-VETTE]

Originally Posted by Iron Chef

Can't wait for Need-A-Vette's input on this one.

[Jeff '79]

In the woods on the 8th hole of Archie's Chip & Putt Golf Course.
It is a 9 hole par 4 course, and the waiting just was too much to bare.
I got an eagle on that one.

[MrPeabody]

With my high school girlfriend in the family room at her house. Not that unusual except her parents were watching TV in the next room with the door open. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. Her dad would have killed me.