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Old 09-12-2012, 1:49pm   #1
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Dick. Anyone can see it isn't you, it's your cousin Pierre.

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After looking at it again, remind me never to talk back to your cousin
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Come on Duke, you must have heard that old saying, "A Sweetsie can't change its spots"
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Liver spots don't count
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Ouch!
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.


He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:


"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."


To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Old 09-12-2012, 3:03pm   #7
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Good one there Bunkster old chap. OBTW, love your new Avi, "Rats For Romney"
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Post it up on CF sweets.....Come on you know you want to..
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Post it up on CF sweets.....Come on you know you want to..
Maybe Pete could photchop a C4 driving by in the background
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Evolution

The year 2523

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Maybe Pete could photchop a C4 driving by in the background
using this picture?

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using this picture?

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I think Mr. Thailand has been watching that vid. Look what Google Ads popped up.....

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Maybe Pete could photchop a Yellow C4 outrunning a GTO in the background
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I think Mr. Thailand has been watching that vid. Look what Google Ads popped up.....

Good one Friz
Probably why he's fixing his piece of shit Vette up
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Evolution

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Well Pete, like they say, "You've got to become one to hunt one"
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using this picture?

How about the yellow turd in the crocs mouth??
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Maybe Pete could photchop a C4 driving by in the background
Photoshop a GTO emblem on the Leopard, and a "Cross Fire Injection" emblem on the unfortunate croc.....with "OWNED"
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Sweets, I am impressed. But now you will have to eat a turd to get the taste of the croc out of your mouth.
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Hopefully that's what we will be doing to that POS osama in November.
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