I can't wait till I'm an old man....

[67 327/400]

Today I was at the Kroger and there was this big chick, probably 250-275lbs with massive cleavage hanging out. This old man walked up to her and handed her something and then walked away.
She looked at it, then showed it to me. He had gone into the "As Seen on TV" isle and gave her one of those Boob Curtains.
She was pissed, but I laughed.

[TabuIsMe]

and what does this have to do with being old..?

[mrvette]

Originally Posted by 67 327/400

Today I was at the Kroger and there was this big chick, probably 250-275lbs with massive cleavage hanging out. This old man walked up to her and handed her something and then walked away.
She looked at it, then showed it to me. He had gone into the "As Seen on TV" isle and gave her one of those Boob Curtains.
She was pissed, but I laughed.

How much is your dentist bill????




















from her knocking your face in???

[NB2K]

The day I start passing out crap to cover up boobies I will have been dead for five years.

[DAB]

If they aren't yours you have no business covering them up.

[Datawiz]

Originally Posted by 67 327/400

Today I was at the Kroger and there was this big chick, probably 250-275lbs with massive cleavage hanging out. This old man walked up to her and handed her something and then walked away.
She looked at it, then showed it to me. He had gone into the "As Seen on TV" isle and gave her one of those Boob Curtains.
She was pissed, but I laughed.

Thanks for the website that tried 3 times to prevent me from closing it.

[sxeC6]

So you want to be like that old fart who wants to cover up cleavage because it doesn't do anything for him anymore and he doesn't want to see it.













Just wait awhile.

[67 327/400]

Originally Posted by datawiz

Thanks for the website that tried 3 times to prevent me from closing it.

Sorry bout that!

Originally Posted by sxeC6

So you want to be like that old fart who wants to cover up cleavage because it doesn't do anything for him anymore and he doesn't want to see it.

No, I can't wait to be old so I can actually get away with that kind of stuff.
Where did you all miss the point that she weighs as much as I do, and I'm 6' 7 tall. She was nothing remotely attractive and the only reason they were big boobs was because she's a lard ass.

[NB2K]

Originally Posted by 67 327/400

Sorry bout that!


No, I can't wait to be old so I can actually get away with that kind of stuff.
Where did you all miss the point that she weighs as much as I do, and I'm 6' 7 tall. She was nothing remotely attractive and the only reason they were big boobs was because she's a lard ass.

We don't GAS.

We're men, we're like a woman in a shoe store; we want to see every pair of them SOBs.

[G8rDMD]

Originally Posted by mrvette

How much is your dentist bill????














from her knocking your face in???

I haven't given him the total yet, but I'm thinking $10,000+

[G8rDMD]

Originally Posted by TabuIsMe

and what does this have to do with being old..?

Because old people can get away with saying and doing shit like that a lot easier

[OddBall]

Originally Posted by datawiz

Thanks for the website that tried 3 times to prevent me from closing it.

Task Manager\End task

don't even risk clicking the damn message button.

[wicked_c6]

"you can adjust it to just the amount of cleavage you want to show"...

Translation:

"You can adjust it to however much of a slut you feel like being at the moment."