Fly the United Airlines “friendly sky’s”

[MadInNc]

POSTED ON MARCH 2, 2023 BY ELIZABETH STAUFFER IN CORPORATE AMERICA, DIVERSITY, WAR ON STANDARDS, WOKENESS

UNITED AIRLINES TOUTS ALL-LGBTQ FLIGHT CREW; CUSTOMERS NOT AMUSED

United Airlines took to Twitter this week to proclaim that an all-LGBTQ+ crew had just completed a flight from San Francisco to Sydney. A video inside the tweet showed two employees unveiling the image of a koala bear – wearing heart-shaped sunglasses – waving an enormous LGBTQ flag on the side of the aircraft.

The airline may have been surprised to learn that for many passengers, safety trumps diversity. Although there were a few who applauded this momentous occasion, for those more concerned with reaching their destination in one piece, it landed like a lead balloon.

“Oh, thank God. Every time I fly, the only thing I worry about is ‘who do the crew members like to have sex with?’ As long as that’s the focus of the airlines, I know I’m in good hands,” one flyer wrote.

Another replied, “I don’t care how many boxes your crew checks, but what I do care about is their qualifications. You made it clear that an all-LGBTQ+ crew was your number one priority above safety and qualifications. I will never fly United Airlines again.”

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[Hardluck]

Originally Posted by MadInNc

POSTED ON MARCH 2, 2023 BY ELIZABETH STAUFFER IN CORPORATE AMERICA, DIVERSITY, WAR ON STANDARDS, WOKENESS

UNITED AIRLINES TOUTS ALL-LGBTQ FLIGHT CREW; CUSTOMERS NOT AMUSED

United Airlines took to Twitter this week to proclaim that an all-LGBTQ+ crew had just completed a flight from San Francisco to Sydney. A video inside the tweet showed two employees unveiling the image of a koala bear – wearing heart-shaped sunglasses – waving an enormous LGBTQ flag on the side of the aircraft.

The airline may have been surprised to learn that for many passengers, safety trumps diversity. Although there were a few who applauded this momentous occasion, for those more concerned with reaching their destination in one piece, it landed like a lead balloon.

“Oh, thank God. Every time I fly, the only thing I worry about is ‘who do the crew members like to have sex with?’ As long as that’s the focus of the airlines, I know I’m in good hands,” one flyer wrote.

Another replied, “I don’t care how many boxes your crew checks, but what I do care about is their qualifications. You made it clear that an all-LGBTQ+ crew was your number one priority above safety and qualifications. I will never fly United Airlines again.”

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I think that's Sack's favorite airline! Now we know why!

[DAB]

haven't a lot of flight crews been for a long time, they just kept their private lives....private.

"Christian completes flight to New Zealand..."

[Steve_R]

Originally Posted by Hardluck

I think that's Sack's favorite airline! Now we know why!

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[Steve_R]

I haven’t flown United for at least 20 years. I’ll add this to the list of reasons for that.

[Louie Detroit]

“Applauded the momentous occasion”. What was so special, the fact they could take enough time off from their disgusting anal antics to actually be able to fly an airplane? I wonder if they carry a jaws-of-life in the cockpit in case they need to pry some faggots apart mid flight?

[Hardluck]

Originally Posted by Steve_R

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Damn. I'm spreading misinformation!! I must be a fukin demoncrat!!!

[BRUIZER]

United most likely filled their ESG quota for the week keeping thier score in the range the commies require.
"Welcome to the NEW NORMAL!"

[Aerovette]

Any all male flight crew could make that same claim. I don't think I've ever encountered a masculine male airplane waiter.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Any all male flight crew could make that same claim. I don't think I've ever encountered a masculine male airplane waiter.

When we first moved into our house, one of our neighbors was a family of husband and wife SW Airlines flight attendants. Wife was beautiful....like stunningly beautiful. They ended up divorcing....he cheated on her, and they had two high school aged daughters. Dude, why would you mess that up? Hot wife, beautiful family. I just don't understand.

[Frankie the Fink]

Next up, Jeffery Toobin pilots commercial flight OIC-U812 from NY to LA handily....
NOTE TO NEXT PILOT FOR THIS BIRD: Bring Lysol.

John Fetterman will be navigator on the flight back from NY to LA via Singapore.