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Old 10-26-2012, 6:18pm   #61
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Old 10-29-2012, 10:11am   #62
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Old 10-29-2012, 1:00pm   #64
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i'm sorry joebuck......you know i don't like to pick on you...but this made me laugh.......
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Let's see here are a couple that were said to me in the past couple of months.

Hey you like carnivals? Come over here and sit on my face and I'll give you a ride.

I felt like a loser in fight club until you walked in wanna feck.
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Let's see here are a couple that were said to me in the past couple of months.

Hey you like carnivals? Come over here and sit on my face and I'll give you a ride.

I felt like a loser in fight club until you walked in wanna feck.

OK, we know those didn't work....

So what were the good ones you heard?
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Are you an astronaut 'cuz you sure got a heavenly body?
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Old 10-30-2012, 8:52am   #68
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OK, we know those didn't work....

So what were the good ones you heard?
I'll have to try to remember them. Usually when belligerent people start rambling crap I have a tendency to have ways to shut them up.
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Into the elderly women now huh?
shit yea! Someone has to take care of them, and they always have candy.
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Did it hurt?
When?
When you fell from the sky.


Hi. Are you allergic to latex?


Wanna play Pearl Harbor?
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I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
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Old 10-30-2012, 1:51pm   #71
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I'll have to try to remember them. Usually when belligerent people start rambling crap I have a tendency to have ways to shut them up.
a punch to the dick sack, right?
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shit yea! Someone has to take care of them, and they always have candy.
.... and a bowl of fiber for you in the morning.
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Initially I will need a water heater installed in my house and about 200 sq feet of wood laminate flooring put in. I will also need help taking out and putting in a new 11 foot counter top. I will have all the materials on hand so no time wasted going to the store and I can assist in all jobs. I will pay in CASH at the end of each day. We will first meet for lunch, my treat, to feel each other out. This is a long-term relationship so I am looking for a cool guy who appreciates making $30+ hour and is honest and old fashion. If you are some crazy guy I will notice. :-) I would like at least 2 references of folks you have done work for.
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"Excuse me, Ma'am, but my dick died. Can I bury it in your ass?"
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm out.
Was it something I said?

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a punch to the dick sack, right?
Some things are better left unsaid.
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"Shut up, do what you're told, and nobody will get hurt."
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Does this smell like chloroform to you ?
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Old 10-30-2012, 8:49pm   #78
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You know I love the filet -o-fish!
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