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Old 10-05-2014, 7:25am   #1
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Rental car, I assume. NFW would I do that with my own glass.

There are other ways of getting a bottle open without a bottle opener.
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Rental car, I assume. NFW would I do that with my own glass.

There are other ways of getting a bottle open without a bottle opener.
That reminds me of a joke about a sailor and a hoorhouse.
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i use a claw hammer when i cant find the opener.
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Rental car, I assume. NFW would I do that with my own glass.

There are other ways of getting a bottle open without a bottle opener.
Non-flint end of a BIC lighter
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All you need is a key.
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All you need is a church key.
Fixed.
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Rental car, I assume. NFW would I do that with my own glass.

There are other ways of getting a bottle open without a bottle opener.





That's what the male end of a seat belt buckle is for.
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Fixed.
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He's lucky he didn't blow out the glass....in his face! Doesn't take much.
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yall sure do know lots of good ways to proceed with that DUI...
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Ya see, it's a gif of a man opening a bottle of beer in a car. The car is running because the power windows operate, so it may be assumed that he's going to drive the car. While drinking a beer. It may further be logically assume that he's going to get drunk 'cause the gif is on VB.

Cops call that "DUI".
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