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Old 08-03-2015, 7:54pm   #1
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We've all seen these ads featuring beautiful women.I feel their ads could be more efficient if they featured very unatractive women.I don't think any of us would need Viagra to deal with the women in these ads.

The subliminal message would be no matter how ugly the woman, Viagra will get you ready,even if you aren't drunk.......
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Why would a man want to fcuk a very unattractive woman?
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You've never gone hogging.

Have you?

Didn't think so.
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Old 08-03-2015, 8:11pm   #4
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Anyone ever taken one of those "blue pills"?

I have....with a "friend" to see how well it worked
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Anyone ever taken one of those "blue pills"?

I have....with a "friend" to see how well it worked
And? Four hour boner? Did you call a Doctor or a press conference?

What were your 'friend's' results? Did he have a four hour boner also?

better toss a smiley in here.
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I have....with a "friend" to see how well it worked
No, but a buddy of mine did. It effected his vision and gave him a headache. I'd still like to try it just to see if I could hit the 4 hour mark. I'd like to make that call and watch the nurses faces in the ER.
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And? Four hour boner? Did you call a Doctor or a press conference?

What were your 'friend's' results? Did he have a four hour boner also?

better toss a smiley in here.
she found it pleasurable
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A friend of mine in his early 40s took a Cialis he got from his father ... he had a 4 hour boner ....
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No, but a buddy of mine did. It effected his vision and gave him a headache. I'd still like to try it just to see if I could hit the 4 hour mark. I'd like to make that call and watch the nurses faces in the ER.
I haven't, but a friend did. It caused him to nearly pass out on the floor I don't think he could even do anything he was so sick from it.
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:07pm   #10
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Based on who I was formerly employed by, the blue ones were readily available. Let's just say they do work but side effects like headaches are common. Ultimately it is a cardiovascular drug that didn't do very well in clinical trials but had an interesting side effect that was marketable
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Old 08-03-2015, 10:15pm   #11
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Anyone ever taken one of those "blue pills"?

I have....with a "friend" to see how well it worked
I'm 60 fer crissakes. Blue pill works better, IMO, but you gotta plan ahead. Yellow works fine, and gives you about a day and a half window. Either will take you on a trip back to your teenaged years.
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The reason they say call the doc after a four hour boner, is that the blood in your dick is not circulating and starting to congeal. If that happens they have to make an incision to drain out the blood.
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I'm so damn tired of the ads. Viagra, and pills like it, have been on the market for nearly 20 years. If you don't know by now that it exists and what it does, you've been living under a rock and don't deserve to have sex.

We don't need commercials for boner pills for chrissakes. I don't need to be in the middle of a chicken sandwich watching TV and see two old people making out. No one wants to see that shit. Well...maybe Thomas. But no one else.

Disgusting.
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No one wants to see that shit
I beg to differ my good man. Granny prOn is hot these days. Gimmie a GILF and a couple hits of the blue pill and I'm ready to bust that catchers mitt up.
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Why would a man want to fcuk a very unattractive woman?
kinda like why some people climb mountains, because it is there.
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I beg to differ my good man. Granny prOn is hot these days. Gimmie a GILF and a couple hits of the blue pill and I'm ready to bust that catchers mitt up.

You would make a great wing man for UD...


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Why would a man want to fcuk a very unattractive woman?

Tell me you never woke up the next morning with a hangover and regrets?
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You would make a great wing man for UD...


Brutal.
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Ain't no GUNT!!
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I would imagine they're pretty popular among male pron stars, too.
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