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Old 01-16-2012, 6:34pm   #21
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Old 01-16-2012, 6:41pm   #22
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Obviously women have different bone structure than us and can do weird shit like that

Try this:

Stand with your back to a wall, put a chair about a foot in front of you, now lean forward without moving your ass and legs and try and pick it up.

Guys cant do it..next have the wife or spermdumpster youre hangin with and have her do it, it will be super simple for her.
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Old 01-16-2012, 6:43pm   #23
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Old 01-16-2012, 6:45pm   #24
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Nice to have you back, classin' up the joint.
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Old 01-16-2012, 6:45pm   #25
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You really need to get your azz back here a little more often foo.
I was out of town for a few months..the weird thing is that I never left the house.

Im back now though so everything's alright
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Old 01-16-2012, 6:57pm   #26
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I was out of town for a few months..the weird thing is that I never left the house.

Im back now though so everything's alright
Good deal. The zit breathed pipepoachers were getting worried.
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Old 01-16-2012, 7:11pm   #27
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I was out of town for a few months..the weird thing is that I never left the house.

Im back now though so everything's alright
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Old 01-16-2012, 7:14pm   #28
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I was out of town for a few months..the weird thing is that I never left the house.

Im back now though so everything's alright
Rumour is you got hitched to some fat assed messican.
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Old 01-16-2012, 7:22pm   #29
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Rumour is you got hitched to some fat assed messican.
I dont associate with fat people period. I treat them as one would treat a Leper.

The is no excuse for being fat and I believe fat people should be publicly punished.

Something like tying them to a light pole in the middle of town, making them wear nothing but shorts, then beating the living shit out of them with a radiator hose.

Bet they wouldnt be fat after that.
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Rumour is you got hitched to some fat assed messican.

Knoogers bitch?
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Old 01-16-2012, 7:31pm   #31
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Old 01-16-2012, 7:33pm   #32
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She had no bones.
I'll give her one of mine

Several times
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Old 01-16-2012, 7:43pm   #33
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Old 01-17-2012, 5:03am   #34
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ohhhh my, she would be fun to play with.
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Old 01-17-2012, 6:29am   #35
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Looks possible to me after watching this
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Old 01-17-2012, 6:41am   #36
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Other than posts 30 and 33, I'd love to have a visual, person to person demonstration!
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Old 01-17-2012, 7:19am   #37
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