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Old 11-05-2012, 9:48pm   #1
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Default GREEN SHIT.....literally.....
I have had green shit for some 4 days now, about the color of grass/leafs.....

tummy hurts a bit and have a protruded gut through belly button,.....

but Doc said my blood work was looking good last I seen him a month ago or so....

Asked Ernie across the street and he said Liver/Galbladder.....

I not mentioning this to wife....going to call Doc in the AM,

I swear, I hurt so much with arthritis that my pain level is not noticing some 'minor' ache in the tummy , which I know is tender anyway.....

any clues?? GREEN shit??? anyone?? I dunno what even to say to a Doc over it , no clue as to buzzwords....
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Old 11-05-2012, 9:50pm   #2
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Some foods will do that to you. Blueberries for example (if I recall correctly).
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Old 11-05-2012, 9:50pm   #3
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Old 11-05-2012, 9:53pm   #4
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Go see the doc like you plan. A single or deuce green crap isn't unusual and can be a result of foods/drink like other's have mentioned.

Several days then something is up.

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I got nuttin'......
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He also dumps them green.
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Old 11-05-2012, 9:58pm   #7
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It's bile in your shit...or you've been eating/drinking something with a lot of dye in it.

Grape soda in large quantities will turn your shit green.
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Some foods will do that to you. Blueberries for example (if I recall correctly).
NOthing with any dye in it that I know of....don't dring soda, just some beer and watered down Canadian booze....

not had blueberries in months now.....thought it was related so some salad recently....but no, it's long since past through....

tummy hurts now, not BAD, just a pain.....not belly button, kinda like indigestions....
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:36pm   #10
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stop eating the soylent green
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Eating several avocados in one sitting (pun intended) can cause green stool......ask me how I know.
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:43pm   #13
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It's bile in your shit...or you've been eating/drinking something with a lot of dye in it.

Grape soda in large quantities will turn your shit green.
So does red licorice.
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It's bile in your shit...or you've been eating/drinking something with a lot of dye in it.

Grape soda in large quantities will turn your shit green.


I may have played that joke on some unsuspecting individuals before.
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Old 11-06-2012, 6:17am   #16
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If I eat too many Flintstones Vitamins my poo turns green also
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Don't fool around with this shit, go to the doctors.
seriously.

You have no recollection of eating anything with green in it
(green cake icing does it for me, or past history reminds me of the day after St. Patricks Day)---get your self there and poop in a jar, let them examine it
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Old 11-06-2012, 9:23am   #18
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lots of spinach or salads will do that to your stools
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Green shit. More proof you actually are an alien.
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Old 11-06-2012, 9:25am   #20
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