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Old 08-29-2019, 1:54pm   #1
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Default I went shopping at Kroger today...

and got some chicken legs. Right before the lady at checkout rang them up, I asked her if she knew if they were front legs or back legs.

She paused for a moment and read everything on the package. Not finding the answer, she said, "I don't know; let me go ask my manager."

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and got some chicken legs. Right before the lady at checkout rang them up, I asked her if she knew if they were front legs or back legs.

She paused for a moment and read everything on the package. Not finding the answer, she said, "I don't know; let me go ask my manager."

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That is funny.
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and got some chicken legs. Right before the lady at checkout rang them up, I asked her if she knew if they were front legs or back legs.
You meanie!!!!

Did the manager know?
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Where the F*** did you think I got the joke from???
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Where the F*** did you think I got the joke from???

How on Earth would I know?
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How on Earth would I know?
Not funny.
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Not funny.

Sorry, but for me it was.
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I'm just a little disillusioned here. I really thought Krogers had come to rural Mississippi. Watch out, Piggly Wiggly.......competition comin' through!
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I'm just a little disillusioned here. I really thought Krogers had come to rural Mississippi. Watch out, Piggly Wiggly.......competition comin' through!
Kroger stores are ALL over Mississippi. In Madison, where I live, we have the largest store in the State.
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Do you think Knooger shops at Kroger?
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Back in the 70's when I worked at a Shell station we would tell people that they needed to have the summer air taken out and replaced with winter air. And some times they would ask how much we charged to do that.
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Back in the 70's when I worked at a Shell station we would tell people that they needed to have the summer air taken out and replaced with winter air. And some times they would ask how much we charged to do that.
And today, those same customers are at the BMW dealer getting their tires filled with nitrogen.
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Do you think Knooger shops at Kroger?
Then it would be the middle leg.
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