Jole

[Yadkin]

Guy I know, originally from CA, found out I lived in New York for a while, so told me this.

What is the last question on the NYS bar exam?

If a couple gets married in North Carolina, then gets divorced in New York, and they still brother and sister?


Ba dum-dum.

[Vandelay Industries]

[Big bob]

Just stay in North Carolina and you won't have to worry about it.

[04 commemorative]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Guy I know, originally from CA, found out I lived in New York for a while, so told me this.

What is the last question on the NYS bar exam?

If a couple gets married in North Carolina, then gets divorced in New York, and they still brother and sister?


Ba dum-dum.

and ?

[Big bob]

[Bill]

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

[The_Dude]

Leave the joles to mrvette

[Frankie the Fink]

Fella walks into an empty bar in the middle of the day; the bartender walks up and the man orders a beer and takes a small 10" tall man out of his coat pocket and sets him on the counter, he then takes out a miniature piano and the little man sitd down and plays classics, boogie woofie, jazz and ragtime. The bartender is amazed and says where did you get that from ?

The patron says there is a genie down the street who is granting one, but JUST one wish to anybody. The bartender says, "Will you watch the bar I want to go down there and make a wish?" The customer says OK.

20 minutes later bartender returns and is surround by flying and waddling ducks, quacking, crapping and shedding feathers. The bartender tells the man "Why didn't you tell me that genie was hard of hearing! I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million DUCKS!"

The customer looks at him and says, "Do you really think I wished for a 10"" pianist?"

[PLRX]

..little Johnny