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Old 04-01-2011, 8:01pm   #1
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Default This made me laugh...

I didn't post the whole email message, just this:

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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Old 04-01-2011, 8:02pm   #2
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I was never here. I never read this. You didn't see me.
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I tried to tell this joke to my wife and couldn't stop laughing. I had tears in my eyes.




I fart a LOT. She can't shut the hell up.
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I L0L'd...

now, gimme some barn bux
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Old 04-01-2011, 8:16pm   #5
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Truth.

I swear my wife can take a 2 minute story and stretch it out for an hour.

I keep wanting to say, "Please get to the point!"
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Truth.

I swear my wife can take a 2 minute story and stretch it out for an hour.

I keep wanting to say, "Please get to the point!"
I'm always gettin in trouble for cutting mine off...she says I'm a Bill O'Reilly.
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Old 04-01-2011, 8:51pm   #8
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I work with a woman who has the reputation of going into 2 cycle mode when she starts talking. I have never seen anyone in my life that could move her mouth and make continuous noise for so long at one time.
We were in a meeting one time and she got started on a roll... I sat there and watched her spew for 5 minutes without breathing. I finally screamed at her..."BREATHE!!" she didn't even hear me.. it took me 3 times before she heard me.
It cost her a promotion because she flunked the interview, not from not knowing the job but because she talked too much and too fast and talked over the interviewers.
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Old 04-01-2011, 9:06pm   #9
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Craig, you're just hearing about this now? Oh right, you live in Floriduh...

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