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Old 02-01-2016, 9:59pm   #341
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Well that was quick. Got the "there are some things I'm feeling and I need to share..." text a while ago. She says she felt we went too far, were "in the flesh". Now keep in mind that we KEPT all our clothes on AND did not touch each other's private parts.

BUT there was a bunch of biting, and some flesh wounds on both parties. LOL

"Private Parts?" You tried banging Howard Stern?

Biting? You're banging an ill tempered Chihuahua?

The minute the share word makes and appearance you know what coming. She's got a raging case of the herp.
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"Private Parts?" You tried banging Howard Stern?

Biting? You're banging an ill tempered Chihuahua?

The minute the share word makes and appearance you know what coming. She's got a raging case of the herp.
I am herp friendly as well.
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Old 02-01-2016, 10:06pm   #343
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420 friendly?
I find your post difficult to believe.
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Yep if true it blew my mind.
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Old 02-01-2016, 11:19pm   #345
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JUST his post?
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No CHIT there is something else, there is ALWAYS something else with you fecking match broads. I was upfront via text before our first date about my drinking but waited to tell her Sunday about me being 4:20 friendly.


That was a deal breaker.
Not sure if serious, but alcohol and 420 friendly are not a good approach for a first date if you want it to lead to anything serious...
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Not sure if serious, but alcohol and 420 friendly are not a good approach for a first date if you want it to lead to anything serious...
It's like a broken record, the same shit over and over.







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Not sure if serious, but alcohol and 420 friendly are not a good approach for a first date if you want it to lead to anything serious...
I'm looking for someone who can have a few drinks and not make a big deal about it. So far the first two girls I've dated put social drinker and did not have a single drink over 7+ social dates.

That's NOT a social drinker. We had some honest up front texts and phone calls before the first date, part of my new no bs approach to life. After a great first night I told her that I smoked. Transparency. I did not drink excessively or smoke before seeing her.

I would rather she know now than to hide it, have her fall for me thinking I'm perfect, then come to find out it's a deal breaker 3 months down the road. It was a deal breaker, no big deal.
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It's like a broken record, the same shit over and over.







Dude you are annoying, proof that annoying is not limited to any particular forum.
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I'm looking for someone who can have a few drinks and not make a big deal about it. So far the first two girls I've dated put social drinker and did not have a single drink over 7+ social dates.

That's NOT a social drinker. We had some honest up front texts and phone calls before the first date, part of my new no bs approach to life. After a great first night I told her that I smoked. Transparency. I did not drink excessively or smoke before seeing her.

I would rather she know now than to hide it, have her fall for me thinking I'm perfect, then come to find out it's a deal breaker 3 months down the road. It was a deal breaker, no big deal.



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Thanks for proving my point. There is always that one guy who tries to be really clever.
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Dude you are annoying, proof that annoying is not limited to any particular forum.


Pot meet kettle.

And you've been retyping the same lame ass, can't get laid in a whore house stories how many years?
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Thanks for proving my point. There is always that one guy who tries to be really clever.
Oh, the ole type one thing, edit, and re-type another....good job.


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Hey johnny, please go piss in another thread and take your negativity the **** out of here, please.

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Dear Boracay,

Do you have any grown up posts, you know with words and sentences put together to have an adult discussion? Or are you just the neighborhood troll, excited to puke all over a thread with a photobucket full of pathetic examples of how simple of a troll you are.

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I would rather she know now than to hide it, have her fall for me thinking I'm perfect,
What are the chances of this? I mean real world chances?

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What are the chances of this? I mean real world chances?

Slim to none.

See Johnny how it is done, that was an adult funny post, try it sometime.

I'm stealth editing this just cause...

it bothers you. lol
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Dear Boracay,

Do you have any grown up posts, you know with words and sentences put together to have an adult discussion? Or are you just the neighborhood troll, excited to puke all over a thread with a photobucket full of pathetic examples of how simple of a troll you are.

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Far be it from me to be to give relationship advice, however, you've been posting the same broke ass record of a story over and over for how many years? So, look at the pictures and enjoy. Unlike your dates, eventually one or two of the pictures will evoke some fun.











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Slim to none.

See Johnny how it is done, that was an adult funny post, try it sometime.

I'm stealth editing this just cause...

it bothers you. lol
How's it feel to continually date and end up dry/unsuccessful? And then, you run to the forums and post every little detail of failure.
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