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Old 01-05-2021, 10:52pm   #81
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Exactly, now you’re getting it. They are happy excited ready for the next quadrant to open up that they can explore, be loved sit on my lap watching Fox News, go to the tub for morning and evening streams to lap up like in the wild.

Free roamers lose all the excitement of exploring and new things. These cats are as stimulated as they were when they were kittens.

Try this, cut your cat off from one of his favorite rooms, half-day day whatever it takes for him to beg you to go back in there, and then when he goes back in put a new toy in there, rinse and repeat cut off new toy and make a game out of it keeps them on their “hunting” toes and they love it.
I think I understand now. You are actively stimulating your cats to be inquisitive and keep you awake all night with their exploring. If you weren't over-stimulating them they would sleep peacefully in your bed the entire night.

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You aren't attracting any of the opposite sex talking about cats here.
Good thing I don't need to.
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just shows he has some sense.

uh cats are not a replacement though.
***** is *****.

Besides, he gets as much sex from the cats as he gets from human women...
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OK topic police, ATM they're sitting on my fireplace mantel along with my dog.
So that's what ATM means. I had a girl text "What are you thinking, ATM?" and I said "Sure".

It went downhill fast after she came over.
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So that's what ATM means. I had a girl text "What are you thinking, ATM?" and I said "Sure".

It went downhill fast after she came over.
You're clearly dating the wrong girls.
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If anyone knows a surefire method to avoid getting divorced it's UD.
Yeah...it's called ****ing up with Match and not dating at all
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I think I understand now. You are actively stimulating your cats to be inquisitive and keep you awake all night with their exploring. If you weren't over-stimulating them they would sleep peacefully in your bed the entire night.

YW
So your theory is by keeping them engaged and stimulated I have failed to change their DNA to sleep at night instead of following their natural instinct as nocturnal animals, am I hearing you correctly?

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Yep, probably one of the smartest decisions made for me was not to get married.

Edit, one cat is purring on my lap right now, one is over my left shoulder on their special chair, the other is on my bed grooming
Fixeted to more closely match reality.

The opportunity must have been present for one to make a decision against it.
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Fixeted to more closely match reality.

The opportunity must have been present for one to make a decision against it.
However it worked out. He is smarter and richer for not going there
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However it worked out. He is smarter and richer for not going there
I though his monthly nut was roughly $2K. You're saying he's richer?
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However it worked out. He is smarter and richer for not going there
Well, he's got two things going for him:

1: A low nut for overhead expenditures

2: No nut unless he rubs one out or has the cats help
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I though his monthly nut was roughly $2K. You're saying he's richer?
Working on trying to get there myself. 2K would be great. Richer than he would have been married and or with kids

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Well, he's got two things going for him:

1: A low nut for overhead expenditures

2: No nut unless he rubs one out or has the cats help
whatever works
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I though his monthly nut was roughly $2K. You're saying he's richer?
More like about 1700 in expenses, that’s including paying half the mortgage, bills, everything down to the Franzia and cat litter.

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More like about 1700 in expenses, that’s including paying half the mortgage, bills, everything down to the Franzia and cat litter.

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So your theory is by keeping them engaged and stimulated I have failed to change their DNA to sleep at night instead of following their natural instinct as nocturnal animals, am I hearing you correctly?

If someone went to you and said "Doctor Doug, I'm having problems sleeping at night" you would probably prescribe them hourly doses of espresso.
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More like about 1700 in expenses, that’s including paying half the mortgage, bills, everything down to the Franzia and cat litter.

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Well done. what does that leave you for misc.?
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Yep, probably one of the smartest decisions I made was not to get married.

Edit, one cat is purring on my lap right now, one is over my left shoulder on their special chair, the other is on my bed grooming

Didn't know you posted over here but when you leave such a big opening, I have to. It was your decision not to get married?
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Well done. what does that leave you for misc.?
What do you code as miscellaneous? I currently calculate and code around 17 expenditures so your miscellaneous might already be coded elsewhere. That being said I do have a miscellaneous in there for something that falls out of the 17, it’s 150 bucks.
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What do you code as miscellaneous? I currently calculate and code around 17 expenditures so your miscellaneous might already be coded elsewhere. That being said I do have a miscellaneous in there for something that falls out of the 17, it’s 150 bucks.
Wow 17 items? Da fuq yo? I guess I just lump them in to food, entertainment etc... Really anything over my monthly bills can be misc.
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