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Old 05-20-2024, 11:18pm   #1
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" Up through the ground came some Bubbling Crude . . . "



" Through A/E's Loins came some Valuable Spooge . . . ."

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" Up through the ground came some Bubbling Crude . . . "
An old version we used to sing:

"Lemme tell you story bout a man named Jed"
"Took Ellie May and put in the bed"

It goes rapidly downhill from there as you can imagine...
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I grew up thinking that Ellie May was just about the most perfect female ever.
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I grew up thinking that Ellie May was just about the most perfect female ever.
YEP, a threesome with her and Ms. Hathaway, with Granny filming!!

While Jethro cleans your car in the cement pond.
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YEP, a threesome with her and Ms. Hathaway, with Granny filming!!

While Jethro cleans your car in the cement pond.
I spent many happy hours as a youth dreaming about a foursome with redneck Ellie May, island-bound Mary Ann, Barbara Eden granting my wish and when all was done, Laure Petrie waiting in the wings for a rematch...

Now we have Lizzo and Rosie O'Donnell - ugh.
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I had a couple of interested ladies from my Craigslist ad, but when they saw me in person, they backed out of the purchase. Damn. I was offering free delivery as part of the deal.
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Samantha Steven's Brunette Sister Serena . . .

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