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Old 12-24-2020, 8:05pm   #1
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Default A Drunkard's Tale (The Night Before Christmas - Corvette version

Time for my yearly post. I wrote this back in 2011. Posted it at the other place OT before and they removed it. Said it wasn't "Corvette related".

A Drunkard’s Tale 2 /23 /11

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the bar
not a drunkard was stirring
so I made for the car
when there by the door
there arose such a clatter
I turned my drunk ass
to see what was the matter.
In walked this tall chick
hair long, curly and black,
spike heeled boots and stockings
with a line up the back.
In the air you could hear
a collective gasp
as she turned towards the bar.
No way I could pass!
This could be an evening
of fantasies rare!
She was so hot
I could not help but stare.
She walked over towards me,
sat on the next stool
as I gazed in a stupor
and started to drool.
She said "How you doin'?
You need a good time?"
I knew in an instant
for a fee she'd be mine.
I nodded a yes
and she said "You got money?
"I drive a Vette"
I replied to the honey.
We sauntered on out
and as I watched her stride
I fancied the night as
we walked to my ride.
We then reached the lot
and her smile quickly faded.
I knew in that moment
my luck had been jaded.
"It's a freakin' C4!"
she screamed and we grappled.
'Twas then that I noticed
that gals Adam's Apple!
I jumped in the car
and I tore out of sight.
I heard her yell
into the late night:
"You got no benjamins
and I ain't yo bitch!
You cheap ass bastich!
I got a C6!"
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That moment when you figure out that.....












......even trannies have nicer Vettes than I do.

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A Christmas classic. Like Alice's restaurant... sorta.
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A Christmas classic. Like Alice's restaurant... sorta.
just without the 8x10 glossy photographs, with circles and arrows, and paragraph on the back, explaining what the circles and arrows were about...

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