Who is going to be the first in the Barn with the Wuhan virus?

[Mike Mercury]

Who is going to be the first in the Barn with the Wuhan virus?

probably Defib1961 or myself; the forums Immune System Suppression twins.

Serious though, we're at the tops of the lists for people most vunerable.

[BOTY]

Originally Posted by Mike Mercury

probably Defib1961 or myself; the forums Immune System Suppression twins.

Serious though, we're at the tops of the lists for people most vunerable.

I sure hope you both stay well. along with all the rest here. I'm sure many here will get it to some degree.

[FLEXjs]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Me. I'm eating Chinese food tonight.

Oops, the media says that's wrong. I'm eating "COVID-19" food tonight.

LULZ.

I was in a men's clothing store a while back. I asked them if they had any Chinese collared shirts (I love them).

Apparently that's racist.

Know what they call them now?

MANDARIN COLLARS.

How the **** is that any different???

[Bill]

Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe

She needs a KITB

That was right on in there, at least top 20, along with:

~because you'd be in jail

~ only Rosie O'Donnell

[Bill]

I bet many of us have had it already or currently have it and are either asymptomatic, or have or had very mild symptoms. That seems to be the way this works. Most will encounter little or no difficulty, and a small, unfortunate percentage will be really knocked down or killed by it. The fact that asymptomatic people can have it and shed virus, unknowingly, leads me to think shitloads of people have already had their encounter with it.

I'm not afraid of getting hit with it for myself, I'm more scared about bringing it home to my Mom, who is the exact demographic to die from it. I'm waaaay better about washing my hands, and that's the first thing I do when i walk in the house now. Thankfully it's getting hot here already, so the car interior, car door handle, etc., is already kinda hot.

Corona Virus: "I'mma **** your shit up."

Houston: "Welcome to Hell, mother****er!"

[99 pewtercoupe]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

Corona Virus: "I'mma **** your shit up."

Texas: Hold my beer

[sublime1996525]

It’s only a matter of time before we get our first positive case at my hospital. Then it will spread like wildfire.

[Broken Wind]

Honestly, I think we’re all going to get it. Some will know, some won’t.

[Rodnok1]

Unfortunately sure looks like Nicole won this bet...

[Mike Mercury]

Originally Posted by FLEXjs

LULZ.

I was in a men's clothing store a while back. I asked them if they had any Chinese collared shirts (I love them).

Apparently that's racist.

Just like if your printer needs a new black ink cartridge. When going into Staples, you are to now say "I need a new inner-city ink cartridge"

[DJ_Critterus]

I can't be the only one thinking that this is nature's way of curing over population. Sure, I don't want to die or want anyone I know to go (well, there a re a couple I wouldn't miss), but it seems like throughout the history of the earth it's given itself a deep cleansing enema from time to time.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

I can't be the only one thinking that this is nature's way of curing over population.

This thing won't have any noticeable impact on the global population.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

This thing won't have any noticeable impact on the global population.

Hence my reasoning to stop the isolation and hysteria.

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

I can't be the only one thinking that this is nature's way of curing over population. Sure, I don't want to die or want anyone I know to go (well, there a re a couple I wouldn't miss), but it seems like throughout the history of the earth it's given itself a deep cleansing enema from time to time.

True from a historical stand point.

Originally Posted by dvarapala

This thing won't have any noticeable impact on the global population.

Another truth. Too many damn people now.

[snide]

Time to watch Kingsman: The Secret Service again. Maybe this time Valentine will win...

[JetMechZ16]

Originally Posted by z06psi

Wife says we already had it. Late December we had some out of town guests from Tunisia. Both showed up sick.

The three of us here in the house all got sick with the exact symptoms in early January.

If your gonna play the swingers game you're gonna hafta expect things like that to happen.

And tell your RN wife "Thanks " from all of us that rely on people like her in times like this. You on the other hand only rate the typical STFU!

[Mr.Bigg]

Originally Posted by z06psi

Wife says we already had it. Late December we had some out of town guests from Tunisia. Both showed up sick.

The three of us here in the house all got sick with the exact symptoms in early January.

So you are the one that brought this shit here?

[z06psi]

Originally Posted by Mr.Bigg

So you are the one that brought this shit here?

STFU Derf.

[Mr.Bigg]

Originally Posted by z06psi

STFU Derf.

Had to look that up. So are you "My Friend Dahmer" ? You do seem to come off as damaged goods.

[z06psi]

STFU Derf.