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Old 03-02-2020, 8:02am   #1
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Guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of Tequila.
Bar tender starts pouring and the patron starts drinking
Bar tender, “Buddy you celebrating something?”

Patron: “Yep, celebrating my first BJ.”

Bartender: “Aw, I remember my first BJ with fond memories. Tell ya what, to help you celebrate I will buy ya a shot on the house.”

Patron: “Naw that’s alright. If five shots doesn’t get this taste out of my mouth nothing will.”
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Guy walks into a bat and orders 5 shots of Tequila.
Bar tender starts pouring and the patron starts drinking
Bar tender, “Buddy you celebrating something?”

Patron: “Yep, celebrating my first BJ.”

Bartender: “Aw, I remember my first BJ with fond memories. Tell ya what, to help you celebrate I will buy ya a shot on the house.”

Patron: “Naw that’s alright. If five shots doesn’t get this taste out of my mouth nothing will.”
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Guy walks into a bat and orders 5 shots of Tequila.
Bar tender starts pouring and the patron starts drinking
Bar tender, “Buddy you celebrating something?”

Patron: “Yep, celebrating my first BJ.”

Bartender: “Aw, I remember my first BJ with fond memories. Tell ya what, to help you celebrate I will buy ya a shot on the house.”

Patron: “Naw that’s alright. If five shots doesn’t get this taste out of my mouth nothing will.”
Did the bartender swing the bat?
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