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Old 02-14-2020, 6:23pm   #10501
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Define "climb".


Well you are a hot limo driver, whaddya expect?


Didn't you take a hooker to get s cat one time too?
She came into the front feet first with her skirt pulled up to her who-who.

Prostitute was possibly the most unattractive woman I’ve met, along with being very strange. Drove her 8 hrs to Minneapolis to pick up two copper eyed white Persian kittens ($5k a piece) off a flight from New York. Waited for the flight then drove to a pet store where I helped her pick out a grand in toys. Drove back to Canada where it got interesting at the border.

“How long have you been in the US?” ........ “18 hrs”

“What was your purpose while in the US?”......”we bought kittens”

“Are you the registered owner of this car?”.....”no”

“Miss, what do you do for a living?”....... “I’m in entertainment”

“Please pull over there ————> and come inside”
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She came into the front feet first with her skirt pulled up to her who-who.

Prostitute was possibly the most unattractive woman I’ve met, along with being very strange. Drove her 8 hrs to Minneapolis to pick up two copper eyed white Persian kittens ($5k a piece) off a flight from New York. Waited for the flight then drove to a pet store where I helped her pick out a grand in toys. Drove back to Canada where it got interesting at the border.

“How long have you been in the US?” ........ “18 hrs”



“What was your purpose while in the US?”......”we bought kittens”

“Are you the registered owner of this car?”.....”no”

“Miss, what do you do for a living?”....... “I’m in entertainment”

“Please pull over there ————> and come inside”
Sounds like the plot from a b grade movie
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Old 02-14-2020, 6:26pm   #10503
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She came into the front feet first with her skirt pulled up to her who-who.

Prostitute was possibly the most unattractive woman I’ve met, along with being very strange. Drove her 8 hrs to Minneapolis to pick up two copper eyed white Persian kittens ($5k a piece) off a flight from New York. Waited for the flight then drove to a pet store where I helped her pick out a grand in toys. Drove back to Canada where it got interesting at the border.

“How long have you been in the US?” ........ “18 hrs”

“What was your purpose while in the US?”......”we bought kittens”

“Are you the registered owner of this car?”.....”no”

“Miss, what do you do for a living?”....... “I’m in entertainment”

“Please pull over there ————> and come inside”
cliffs?
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Sounds like the plot from a b grade movie
She was into some shit most pros wouldn’t do. About 6 months later one of our drivers took her in an SUV to Toronto (about 21 hr drive) to pick up a dog. She hated flying, didn’t like driving and had loads of money
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cliffs?
Bitch was ugly, wife let me go
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Old 02-14-2020, 6:43pm   #10506
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Didn't you take a hooker to get s cat one time too?
Ironically the limo driver who drove the hooker around in Payback was named "Porter."
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Ironically the limo driver who drove the hooker around in Payback was named "Porter."
A couple of years before I started there, several drivers were part of “Kink” ....some locally shot half assed porn company
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WTH is Jimbo?
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Lost count. ~125. $.56 ea.

Plus a growler of “Stark Silhouette” (think GoT).
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Happy Friday/Valentines Day y’all!

Also my son’s bday.




Lunch today at Harry’s Ale House, a local joint. Burger of the week: cowboy chili. Two patties, chili, cheese, bacon, onion, onion rings.

Heading out to pick up a half bushel of oysters and crab legs.
Damn. That looks good!

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Massage, dozen roses, card and bath goodies. Hubs gets a gold star (and a BJ) since you all said so.



True to both. "Just Sayin''"



Awww, that's so sweet, should be verbiage in a V~Day card.



Very funny....
If that is what the Hubs is getting for what he got you, there must be some crazy action going to happen at Morgan Manor tonight! My spousal unit is getting a nice gift, a nice bottle of champagne, and me! The first two gifts are very nice, but getting to spend the evening with me? The action is going to be off the charts!

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Name of flick/ Money shot or limp driver > no action?


UGH, I MEANT LIMO driver.


Freudian slip.






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I remembered the name for yrs but completely forget now.

Conversation only in the back of a stretch 4 of them with a cameraman. Then multiple shots of the car pulling away from the restaurant. I was filmed opening the door but no idea if that ever made it into the film.

I had far more fun taking drunk chicks to bars, stagettes and concerts. Had one climb into the front with me
Murray, the porno limo driver? I had no idea.
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WTH is Jimbo?
He’s a Cajan.....nice guy too
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Great question!

Has someone done a welfare check?
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Lost count. ~125. $.56 ea.

Plus a growler of “Stark Silhouette” (think GoT).
So how are you going to do those oysters? Raw, steamed, grilled, fried?
I like them raw or grilled.

When I lived in PA we used to do an annual golf trip down to the Chesapeake Bay Area. Bar favorite was an oyster shooter. One raw oyster in a jigger glass, fill with vodka, top off with Tabasco sauce.
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I wanted to make a special dish for my wife on VD. It called for "blackened chicken". I had never tried to "blacken" anything, so I went with a recipe I got off the internet. Picture here:
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So how are you going to do those oysters? Raw, steamed, grilled, fried?
I like them raw or grilled.

When I lived in PA we used to do an annual golf trip down to the Chesapeake Bay Area. Bar favorite was an oyster shooter. One raw oyster in a jigger glass, fill with vodka, top off with Tabasco sauce.
Mostly raw. Shooter is a good idea. Have plenty of vodka. Grilling = on the half topped with a dab of butter, shredded mozzarella and a lil garlic powder. Cook until cheese is melted. Freakin delish.
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I wanted to make a special dish for my wife on VD. It called for "blackened chicken". I had never tried to "blacken" anything, so I went with a recipe I got off the internet. Picture here:





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I wanted to make a special dish for my wife on VD. It called for "blackened chicken". I had never tried to "blacken" anything, so I went with a recipe I got off the internet. Picture here:
Wife took one bite and freaked and said it was "way too hot". I agree with her that it is "overspiced". Too much Cumin, and a little too much Cayenne pepper, but the picture is about half of what I made, because I ate the rest. My hairline is still sweating, but I thought it was decent.
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Mostly raw. Shooter is a good idea. Have plenty of vodka. Grilling = on the half topped with a dab of butter, shredded mozzarella and a lil garlic powder. Cook until cheese is melted. Freakin delish.
Sounds good. Kinda like Dragos in NOLA!
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Looks more like brownened chicken to me...
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Lobster was mine, dead cow filets were hubs, mushroom risotto and ciabatta bread. He said his steak was one of the best he has had. My lobster, not so much.


What did you ballers eat?

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