Choose your color scheme:
The Vette Barn  
 
Go Back   The Vette Barn > Off Topic/Babes/Other > Off Topic

Off Topic Off Topic - General non-Corvette related discussion.

User Tag List

Reply
 
Share Thread Tools
Old 10-05-2019, 10:58am   #1
Broken Wind
A Real Barner
Points: 15,473, Level: 85
Activity: 5.3%
 
Broken Wind's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: It's my Indian name
Posts: 3,717
Thanks: 1,363
Thanked 1,526 Times in 694 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $1013447
Default Exactly how much is a sh*t-ton?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...?term=Shit-ton

Broken Wind is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Broken Wind For This Useful Post:
Old 10-05-2019, 11:29am   #2
69camfrk
Barn Stall Owner #6969
NCM Supporter '11, '12,'17,'20
Points: 53,930, Level: 100
Activity: 14.6%
 
69camfrk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Somewhere in GA
Posts: 22,064
Thanks: 8,908
Thanked 10,224 Times in 4,485 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $1071112
Default

Looks like it is this much.

Name:  shitton.jpeg
Views: 96
Size:  12.2 KB
69camfrk is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to 69camfrk For This Useful Post:
Old 10-05-2019, 12:23pm   #3
snide
Potnonomicaphobe
Barn Raising II,III
NCM Supporter '13
Bantayan Kids '17
Points: 99,954, Level: 100
Activity: 99.4%
 
snide's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: I could never live there.
Posts: 108,221
Thanks: 77,302
Thanked 17,564 Times in 8,630 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $109032181
Default

OK, but how much is in a **** ton?
snide is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2019, 1:52pm   #4
bill_daniels
Barn Stall Owner #90125
NCM Supporter '19,'20
Points: 112,563, Level: 100
Activity: 37.9%
 
bill_daniels's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Houston, Tejas, Estados Unidos
Posts: 44,824
Thanks: 14,323
Thanked 18,591 Times in 8,960 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $2619542
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by snide View Post
OK, but how much is in a **** ton?
Roughly about 1.28 **** tonnes.





bill_daniels is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to bill_daniels For This Useful Post:
Old 10-05-2019, 2:11pm   #5
6spdC6
A Real Barner
Points: 14,078, Level: 81
Activity: 7.3%
 
6spdC6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: NorthernNY! (A little town on the shores of the Great Sacandaga Lake) in the peoples republic of NY
Posts: 5,692
Thanks: 2,765
Thanked 1,513 Times in 847 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $2115432
Default

Exactly how much is a sh*t-ton?

The weight of all the members of congress!
6spdC6 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to 6spdC6 For This Useful Post:
Old 10-05-2019, 2:51pm   #6
86RAG
Bantayan Kids '14
Points: 15,957, Level: 87
Activity: 4.9%
 
86RAG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Boonies of NH
Posts: 6,046
Thanks: 2,807
Thanked 1,615 Times in 896 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $998785287
Default

86RAG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2019, 5:09pm   #7
DAB
Sparkles Flambeaux
Barn Stall Owner #4
Barn Raising I,II
NCM Supporter '13,'14,'15,'16,'17
Bantayan Kids '13,'14,'15,'17
Points: 136,535, Level: 100
Activity: 34.0%
 
DAB's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Santa Fe, NM
Posts: 57,255
Thanks: 10,513
Thanked 23,021 Times in 11,597 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $18001962
Default

sorry, i deal in Courics, please convert.
DAB is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to DAB For This Useful Post:
Old 10-06-2019, 10:44am   #8
Y2Kvert4me
Administrator
Barn Stall Owner #7
Barn Raising I,II,IV

NCM Supporter '13,'14
Points: 30,717, Level: 100
Activity: 0.5%
 
Y2Kvert4me's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Pewaukee,WI
Posts: 8,147
Thanks: 1,019
Thanked 4,806 Times in 2,161 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $32122627
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DAB View Post
sorry, i deal in Courics, please convert.
1 couric = 2.5 shit lbs.

In the US (short ton measure), a shit ton would be 800 courics, or 10 bono.

If you're one of them long ton weirdos, then we're looking at 896 courics (11.2 bono).




Quote:
Originally Posted by bill_daniels View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide View Post
OK, but how much is in a **** ton?
Roughly about 1.28 **** tonnes.

A (metric) tonne is larger than a US ton.

1 US **** ton would actually be 0.907185 **** tonnes.


Y2Kvert4me is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Y2Kvert4me For This Useful Post:
Old 10-06-2019, 10:46am   #9
Bucwheat
Barn Stall Owner #2558
NCM Supporter '12,'13,'14,'15,'17
Points: 44,429, Level: 100
Activity: 9.5%
 
Bucwheat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Best county in Ga.
Posts: 22,487
Thanks: 6,581
Thanked 2,586 Times in 1,761 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $6573152
Default

If you ever saw one you would know, its a ton of chit!
Bucwheat is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Bucwheat For This Useful Post:
Old 10-06-2019, 11:53am   #10
bill_daniels
Barn Stall Owner #90125
NCM Supporter '19,'20
Points: 112,563, Level: 100
Activity: 37.9%
 
bill_daniels's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Houston, Tejas, Estados Unidos
Posts: 44,824
Thanks: 14,323
Thanked 18,591 Times in 8,960 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $2619542
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Y2Kvert4me View Post
1 couric = 2.5 shit lbs.


Math seems to check out.

bill_daniels is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to bill_daniels For This Useful Post:
Old 10-06-2019, 5:07pm   #11
slewfoot
Vette Barn Crew
Points: 7,413, Level: 60
Activity: 13.5%
 
slewfoot's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 569
Thanks: 6
Thanked 241 Times in 111 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $1002672
Default

Are you sh*t-ton me?
slewfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-06-2019, 6:04pm   #12
JRD77VET
Barn Stall Owner #327
NCM Supporter '16,'17,'19,'20
Bantayan Kids '13,'14,'15,'17
GTMS 18
Points: 87,925, Level: 100
Activity: 12.4%
 
JRD77VET's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Zionsville,PA
Posts: 41,797
Thanks: 20,665
Thanked 16,789 Times in 7,244 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $5975568
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by slewfoot View Post
Are you sh*t-ton me?
Perhaps the correct verbage would be that we are Adam Bull Schiffing you
JRD77VET is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to JRD77VET For This Useful Post:
Old 10-07-2019, 7:19pm   #13
C5Longhorn
Vette Barn Regular
Points: 6,297, Level: 54
Activity: 2.5%
 
C5Longhorn's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 59
Thanks: 3
Thanked 14 Times in 13 Posts
Gameroom Barn Bucks: $790
Default

I assume it's more than an ass load.
C5Longhorn is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

The Vette Barn > Off Topic/Babes/Other > Off Topic


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 2:26am.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2020 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
Copyright 2009 - 2020 The Vette Barn


Support the Barn:
 
Download the Mobile App;
 
Follow us on Facebook:

Become a Stall Owner

 

Apple iOS App        Google Android App

 

Visit our Facebook page