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Old 09-03-2020, 4:19pm   #1
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Default Complete this sentence: Black as _____.

if you said Coal, you have done well.

and what does coal do? it burns. you can heat things by burning it.

and related to it is charcoal, "Common charcoal is made from peat, coal, wood, coconut shell, or petroleum."

and as we all know, it's also normally black.

so in NASCAR news:

https://www.foxbusiness.com/sports/n...sford-charcoal

i'm not sure what to make of this, maybe he'll host a cookout before the next race.
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Black as Toby's ass.
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....the ace of spades
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Dude has a lot of endorsements for someone who's never won a race.

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Dude has a lot of endorsements for someone who's never won a race.

It's not about winning a race...it's about BEING a race.

He should have that as his slogan.

EDIT: I improved on my own slogan...

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To hell with NASCAR and their bull shit
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It's not about winning a race...it's about BEING a race.

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To hell with NASCAR and their bull shit
all about the Benjamins! show me the money!!
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Old 09-03-2020, 5:30pm   #8
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Black as a car color is a full time job, but totally worth it.
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Black as night.
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Black as Strat's!
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Old 09-03-2020, 6:27pm   #12
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You didn't know Jimbo is black? WTF!
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You bring sponsors, you can keep a ride.
Proven by Danica Patrick and Paul Menard.
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Black as night.
She was black as the night,
Louie was whiter than white.....
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Ah, Jussie Wallace.
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You didn't know Jimbo is black? WTF!
I can't keep track of who is black and who isn't. It's changing all the time and I can't keep up.


Oh, and did I mention, I don't want to know because I don't care?
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Black as your soul.
I'd rather die, than give you control.
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I can't keep track of who is black and who isn't. It's changing all the time and I can't keep up.


Oh, and did I mention, I don't want to know because I don't care?


If you don't care, why did you post?
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Black ass Strat's!
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