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Old 11-30-2022, 10:49am   #1
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Can't stand the smell, personally.....Somebody text me when the air clears.
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The smell was supposedly going on vacation to a remote region, but apparently has satellite interwebby, thus we get no break.
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Did the taint forget to flush that special toilet of his?
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Did the taint forget to flush that special toilet of his?
I would end that toilet's life with a half-cup of Wendy's chili!!
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Can't stand the smell, personally.....Somebody text me when the air clears.
Hard to believe since his turds are hermetically sealed.

It must be him that stinks...he'll tell you his shit doesn't.
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Smells like old loafers, unwashed taint, with a hint of Bengay. How I imagine Liberace's dressing room probably smelled like. If scientists could bottle it for sale, they could call it "Old Queer in a Van".
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Smells like old loafers, unwashed taint, with a hint of Bengay. How I imagine Liberace's dressing room probably smelled like. If scientists could bottle it for sale, they could call it "Old Queer in a Van".
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Boiled cabbage, urine & farts.

BSS and Cankles Clinton share similar aromas.
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BSS and Cankles Clinton share similar aromas.
He’d run Thomas over with the van to get at her.
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That your new selfie?
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Forgot what it meant.

taint

noun

a trace of a bad or undesirable quality or substance.


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Taint

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."
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Forgot what it meant.

taint

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a trace of a bad or undesirable quality or substance.


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Taint

a slang used to refer to the perineum, the part of the body between the anus and genital organs, overlying the pubococcygeal muscle. This term supposedly originates from the fact that, "'Tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass," "'tain't" being a contraction of "it" and "ain't", in this case, meaning "it is not."

SON: "Hey Dad, how come they call it a taint?"

FATHER: "Well son, 'cause 'tain't your balls, and 'tain't your ass."

SON: "Oh."
That's what's great about this place. Always educational. Thanks!
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