If you received the death penalty, how would you have it carried out?

[Yesfam]

Strap 10 lbs of C4 around me. Vaporized!

[GrandSportC3]

lethal injection.

[DJ_Critterus]

gas chamber.... administered by Gozar after a 3 day Krystal Burger Binge. Quick and easy....

[SurfnSun]

If govts are so concerned about humane executions…why not use anesthesia first? You could do anything you wanted after and they’d never feel a thing.

[vettemed]

Originally Posted by SurfnSun

If govts are so concerned about humane executions…why not use anesthesia first? You could do anything you wanted after and they’d never feel a thing.

There's too much pushback from the pharma industry and medical professionals. Lack of anesthetic drugs and skilled individuals to administer them.

[dvarapala]

Guillotine - I've always wondered how long a severed head remains conscious.

[KenHorse]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Guillotine - I've always wondered how long a severed head remains conscious.

They say 10 -15 seconds

[Louie Detroit]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

Guillotine - I've always wondered how long a severed head remains conscious.

I believe this is discussed somewhere in this thread on beheadings:

https://forum.axishistory.com/viewtopic.php?t=35191

[KenHorse]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dSMVuSyuJc

[Little Red L98.]

Guillotine would be fine if I deserved it. Quick and easy. No bag on head please. I want see what it’s like before the lights go out. Skip to 1:40.

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[LATB]

I’m pro life. I don’t support the death penalty. I’d much rather see the criminals working in labor camps. There should never be one single piece of trash on any street or sidewalk or park in America. And all public properties should be perfectly maintained by the incarcerated.

You murder someone and you will spend the rest of your life cleaning streets and rest rooms and sweeping and shoveling and painting and cutting grass, etc.
Now, you attempt to escape the chain gang and you might get ventilated.

[Red Baron]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty."

No googling- who said it?

I don't know who deserves the credit for that quote, but it reminded me of Frank Slade's last wishes...

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[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit

I know the last one is cruel and unusual punishment.

~ Firing squad

~ Guillotine

~ Hanging

~ Lethal injection

~ Gas chamber

~ Electric chair

~ Burned at the stake

~ Necklacing

~ Stoning

~ Suffocation by Whoopi Goldberg sitting on your face

The chair!!

I would have waived all appeals and get it done NOW.

If the chair can't be done, cyanide.

[Red Baron]

Originally Posted by PLRX

The chair!!

I would have waived all appeals and get it done NOW.

If the chair can't be done, cyanide.

Looking at your avatar, I don't think you have the guts.

[markids77]

Fentanyl. The stuff is an anesthetic and deadly AF... and there is a shit ton of it confiscated annually so supply sounds like no problem, and you get some disposal gratis as well.

[Ronins2ndCuzzin]

I'd want to go Mad-Max style. Have the judge, legal team, and jury (and anyone who put me in that position) in a CQB house with live rounds and full kit. You want to kill me? Come get some. They'll need to earn it...the hard way.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by Ronins2ndCuzzin

I'd want to go Mad-Max style. Have the judge, legal team, and jury (and anyone who put me in that position) in a CQB house with live rounds and full kit. You want to kill me? Come get some. They'll need to earn it...the hard way.

Will you be attempting to kill the network satellite uplink, too?

[Ronins2ndCuzzin]

Originally Posted by Bill

Will you be attempting to kill the network satellite uplink, too?

Nice throwback Bill. I still remember the satellite uplink code. That satellite link is DEAD BRO!

[PLRX]

Originally Posted by Red Baron

Looking at your avatar, I don't think you have the guts.

OK, then you go to jail and get your bun-hole ready.

[theandies]

Let me drive my Corvette off a 500 foot cliff.