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Old 09-10-2019, 09:04am   #1
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your pet one question, what would it be?
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Old 09-10-2019, 09:45am   #2
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to dog:
"Why do you carry your food from your bowl to the floor 10 feet away, then eat it off the floor there?"


to cat:
"Why do you keep pooping on the carpet right outside your litterbox? What if I filled your litterbox with little rugs; would that be better?"
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Dog: Why do you pretend to be stupid at times?


Cat: Why does the dog pretend to be stupid at times?
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Ziva: What can I do, after 3 years, to convince you that we will never lay an angry hand/foot on you?

Abby: Why do you feel the need to start barking really loudly when the house is all quiet and I'm totally relaxed?

Toby: Where were you last night?
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Cricket: "Why do you continue to chase squirrels at 10+ years of age when your hind leg is clearly fucked up and you put yourself back in pain? Your brother Bailey (before he passed, and was a pure blood retriever) quit chasing them when he was 6 or 7..."
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Do you comprehend how much you are loved?
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Do you realize you hit the jackpot the day we picked you up from the rescue organization weighing half of what you weigh now?
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Ziva: What can I do, after 3 years, to convince you that we will never lay an angry hand/foot on you?

Abby: Why do you feel the need to start barking really loudly when the house is all quiet and I'm totally relaxed?

Toby: Where were you last night?
Is Toby your husband's name?
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How much of what you hear, do you actually understand?
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