I Hate kids

Petew1971 · 03-04-2011, 10:44pm

I hate their stupid little faces, I hate the way they act, they scream, yell, talk back, they are dirty, sticky, stupid, they cost a ton of money that would be better spent on just about anything else and are just plain annoying as hell.

Who are these crazy ass people who want to get married and have tons of kids.

I just fkn hate em..ill never understand, other than women who want welfare or to try and trap a man into staying with them, why in the hell people want kids.

thats all

Mrs. Colleen · 03-04-2011, 10:46pm

Wanna come to preschool?

Skia · 03-04-2011, 10:46pm

OK.......I hope you have 12 kids one day.

Petew1971 · 03-04-2011, 10:48pm

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Originally Posted by Skia

OK.......I hope you have 12 kids one day.

The worst thing to see is a woman who used to have a smokin body all tore up from stretch marks and whos body is all frumpy looking cause of kids

Yamma · 03-04-2011, 10:49pm

I thought you had like a 13 y/o daughter....

Mrs. Colleen · 03-04-2011, 10:50pm

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Originally Posted by Petew1971

The worst thing to see is a woman who used to have a smokin body all tore up from stretch marks and whos body is all frumpy looking cause of kids

That is about the only fear I have about having kids.

DJ_Critterus · 03-04-2011, 10:51pm

Pete, you didn't slipsome slim a little baby-batter and knock her up did you?

On a side note, despite all the annoying things, I'm at the point where I would like a mini-me addition to the family. Not so sure a out the wife though.

Petew1971 · 03-04-2011, 10:51pm

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Originally Posted by Yamma

I thought you had like a 13 y/o daughter....

I have a 16 year old daughter, major pain in the ass, plus the mother is dumber than a pile of dog shit

zsr22 · 03-04-2011, 10:51pm

Good thing your parents didn't feel the same way.

bsmith · 03-04-2011, 10:52pm

Good thing your parents didn't think that way...
Or is it?

Petew1971 · 03-04-2011, 10:52pm

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

Pete, you didn't slipsome slim a little baby-batter and knock her up did you?

On a side note, despite all the annoying things, I'm at the point where I would like a mini-me addition to the family. Not so sure a out the wife though.

Dont do it man, youll end up hanging yourself in the closet after smelling baby shit.

For the first year, youll just want to get away from the stupid baby and the hormonally dysfunctional Mother

Petew1971 · 03-04-2011, 10:53pm

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Originally Posted by zsr22

Good thing your parents didn't feel the same way.

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Originally Posted by bsmith

Good thing your parents didn't think that way...
Or is it?

I dont give 2 shits of a fawk what my Parents did, this has nothing to do with anything. Stop horsing around you couple of dimwits

Mrs. Colleen · 03-04-2011, 10:54pm

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Originally Posted by Petew1971

Dont do it man, youll end up hanging yourself in the closet after smelling baby shit.

For the first year, youll just want to get away from the stupid baby and the hormonally dysfunctional Mother

I thought pregnancy was the hormonally dysfunctional period and first year was sleep deprived (and therefor crazy) mama.

Petew1971 · 03-04-2011, 10:55pm

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen

I thought pregnancy was the hormonally dysfunctional period and first year was sleep deprived (and therefor crazy) mama.

Yeah, wheres your kids at Colleen? Thats right, you dont have any, wanna share with the rest of the class why?

You hate them too huh?

Mrs. Colleen · 03-04-2011, 10:57pm

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Originally Posted by Petew1971

Yeah, wheres your kids at Colleen? Thats right, you dont have any, wanna share with the rest of the class why?

You hate them too huh?

If I hated kids do you think I would spend 35 hours a week with a room full of two and three year olds.

I don't have kids because I am selfish and love my motorcycle.

I spend more (waking) hours with some of those kids than their parents do...and they actually listen to me...

Petew1971 · 03-04-2011, 10:58pm

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen

If I hated kids do you think I would spend 35 hours a week with a room full of two and three year olds.

I don't have kids because I am selfish and love my motorcycle.

I spend more (waking) hours with some of those kids than their parents do...and they actually listen to me...

Bingo baby! There it is right there. Although you may be a Teacher, you know you want to slap the ever living shit out of some of those little snot heads.

Im selfish too..thats why kids are not for me

...Whitepower... · 03-04-2011, 10:59pm

What's gut honest opinion of your 16 year old?

Skia · 03-04-2011, 11:00pm

My 18 year old college student daughter is home for spring break.....So far so good....They are a PITA but I wouldn't trade them for the world.

Petew1971 · 03-04-2011, 11:00pm

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Originally Posted by ...Whitepower...

What's gut honest opinion of your 16 year old?

Youre gonna have to repeat the question in a different format...ill wait

Mrs. Colleen · 03-04-2011, 11:00pm

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Originally Posted by Petew1971

Bingo baby! There it is right there. Although you may be a Teacher, you know you want to slap the ever living shit out of some of those little snot heads.

We have a saying around preschool...there is a reason three year olds are cute.

Today was one of those days that all the kids really wanted to make sure we appreciated our weekend!

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