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Old 01-26-2011, 9:07pm   #21
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or at least fart
I believe those are called 'snarts'
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Some damn funny crap in here tonight
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Old 01-26-2011, 9:11pm   #24
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This should amuse you.
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Old 01-26-2011, 9:17pm   #26
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Check out this website. They have some cool stuff.
Are you trying to show her your wood?

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Is this what you mean by, "sucks monkey butt"?
For you that would be the correct meaning but I doubt that is what Laurie had in mind.

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For you that would be the correct meaning but I doubt that is what Laurie had in mind.

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Well all the jokes I can think of some might take as racist so imma not say 'em. So feel better soon.
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Old 01-26-2011, 9:31pm   #30
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That's good but Darth Vader dancing to Thriller kinda is errr interesting to say the least--- baby got moves.
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We gots PM you know.
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We gots PMS you know.
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I do believe that stands for Putting up with Men's Shit.

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What are you trying to do make Laurie throw up? You should be permabanned not only from this forum but the planet.
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Some damn funny crap in here tonight
Ah, Butt Bark. You know, those stubborn pieces of poo that cling to the hairs and refuse let go. While the rocking maneuver and pinch technique are favored stratesgies for dealing w/Butt Bark, if an additional wipe is warranted, it is best to wipe in a front-to-back fashion to generate the greatest degree of sheer force and avoid genital area contamination.

Synonyms: Grundle Weeds, Cling Ons, The Lone Ranger, Crap Crumbs & Hanging Chads.
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This will keep you busy for a while.

http://nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117262
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Ponder this tonight.

While it's easy to pee without pooing, it's much less common that one sits down to poo without at least creating a tinkle. In fact, it is virtually impossible to drop a deuce and not experience this urge to urinate. This partnership is just another example of the human body's tendency to work in tandem, like closing the eyes while sneezing.
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Ah, Butt Bark. You know, those stubborn pieces of poo that cling to the hairs and refuse let go. While the rocking maneuver and pinch technique are favored stratesgies for dealing w/Butt Bark, if an additional wipe is warranted, it is best to wipe in a front-to-back fashion to generate the greatest degree of sheer force and avoid genital area contamination.

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do you see a pattern here? shit fetish?
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