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Old 09-23-2021, 5:39pm   #1
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I got invited over to dinner the other day and they made liver with lima beans and some off the wall casserole. I hate liver, i hate lima beans worse, and that casserole God knows what was in that.
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A polite person would have informed you of what was going to be served and asked if you were alright with that IMO.
Anyone who makes liver casserole surprise for a dinner guest should be flogged.
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When i invite people over i usually ask what they like or if steak, fish, Italian, or whatever is ok. I mean wtf are people thinking? i didn't eat one bite. And it made me and them uncomfortable.
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According to Dear Abby, the proper etiquette in that situation would be to shit on their roof.
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Did the chicken taste like wood?

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According to Dear Abby, the proper etiquette in that situation would be to shit on their wavy roof.
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Show up with a catered Filet Mignon dinner for 4 with all of the fixings.

And boxes to pack up the original meal to give to the shelters.
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I was thinking kitchen table. Climbing takes too much effort.
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Shit in their toilet tank.
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I'm going with shitting on their roof
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I got invited over to dinner the other day and they made liver with lima beans and some off the wall casserole. I hate liver, i hate lima beans worse, and that casserole God knows what was in that.
Sorry, but they hate you. Nobody would assume with liver anything. This was on purpose, and a message you should heed.
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On a ship, we called the soft-serve machine an "autodog"
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I got invited over to dinner the other day and they made liver with lima beans and some off the wall casserole. I hate liver, i hate lima beans worse, and that casserole God knows what was in that.
Was it Ferret Face? Porter? Sniff-N- Shit? Murrat? Or a new friend?
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Shit in their toilet tank.
Make it a Raazor.
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Was it Ferret Face? Porter? Sniff-N- Shit? Murrat? Or a new friend?



I don't like gravel roads or trailer parks so Porter is out.
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