Sitting in a TSA catastraphuck waiting to miss my flight ...

[sanchez]

Take 2 parts government ineptitude 3 parts Miami flava and not even showing up an hour early or a domestic fligh will get you on a plane.

[GS Ragtop]

I *hate* that feeling. Standing there watching slow, slow, slow people while the minutes are ticking away...

Good luck in making your flight!

[island14]

They made me miss a flight once over jerktard wanting to disassemble my computer..


I still think they owe me a tube of toothpaste they took.

Hope you make your flight

[Jeff '79]

Whew ! I'm glad that you didn't say Boston... My wife is flying out of there at 12:00....

[sanchez]

On the plane. Ran through MIA like pre-murder OJ.

Forgot that people actually use MIA on the weekends.

The TSA can suck my dick.

[GS Ragtop]

[DAB]

Woot!!!

Why I drive everywhere I go.

[boracayjohnny]

Originally Posted by TxAg

But.....but....don't you FEEEEEEL safer.

Shhhh, you'll let the secret out. Current airport screening is like a Hollywood military movie, lots of action but not a lot of truth to what's really going on.

[MikeB]

Originally Posted by sanchez

The TSA can suck my dick.

Yeah, I think you get the pat-down squeeze only.
No suckage included, unless it's from Hector, the 500lb Gorilla.

[sanchez]

Jesus balls.

The plane is broken. Now we are all sitting here with out thumbs up our butts.

Today will get better. But this is comical.

[Stangkiller]

Originally Posted by sanchez

Jesus balls.

The plane is broken. Now we are all sitting here with out thumbs up our butts.

Today will get better. But this is comical.

Free drinks on the broken plane?

[Jeff '79]

Originally Posted by sanchez

Jesus balls.

The plane is broken. Now we are all sitting here with out thumbs up our butts.

Today will get better. But this is comical.

Pics of 50 something stewardesses....

[Doug28450]

Originally Posted by sanchez

Now we are all sitting here with out thumbs up our butts.

No pics.

[Cybercowboy]

Showing up an hour early works at airports like Tulsa, but no so much at the bigguns. Someday, young Samuel, you will learn these things.

Once they made us sit for five hours on the tarmac at Dallas so our plane could be deiced. Never mind that by the time we got "deiced" it was about 40 outside and raining.

[sanchez]

Now it looks like I may miss my connection.

As if the continued indignity of living in America's penis state wasn't bad enough. Whenever I'm forced to leave the wang state it's a total abortion.

When the TSA finishes sucking my dick American Airlines can take a turn.

[sanchez]

Originally Posted by Stangkiller

Free drinks on the broken plane?

Like an asshole I've given up booze for lent.

Originally Posted by Cybercowboy

Showing up an hour early works at airports like Tulsa, but no so much at the bigguns. Someday, young Samuel, you will learn these things.

Once they made us sit for five hours on the tarmac at Dallas so our plane could be deiced. Never mind that by the time we got "deiced" it was about 40 outside and raining.

MIA is barely more than a regional airport brother. The issue is the general population of retarded banana boat refugees all got jobs with the TSA.

Well I may be in DFW for a little longer than planned.

[snide]

Originally Posted by sanchez

Like an asshole I've given up booze for lent.

Dumbass.

Originally Posted by sanchez

Well I may be in DFW for a little longer than planned.

Give Chef a call and see if he'll let you drive his Lambo.

[Cybercowboy]

Interestingly, when we sat for 5 hours in Dallas, it caused us to miss our connection out of - you guessed it - MIA. We were headed to Key West. Ended up renting a van and all six of us drove from MIA to Key West at around midnight, first stop was to buy a bunch of beer for the trip. We owe Ellen big time for taking one for the team and driving five inebriated idjits down there that night. When we arrived, the other people we were meeting there had an array of drinks waiting for us at some bar across from the hotel.

Fun fact: If you have to piss while driving on 7 mile bridge, you are phucked.

[Jeff '79]

Originally Posted by snide

Dumbass.






Give Chef a call and see if he'll let you drive his Lambo.

...

[sanchez]

Originally Posted by Cybercowboy

Interestingly, when we sat for 5 hours in Dallas, it caused us to miss our connection out of - you guessed it - MIA. We were headed to Key West. Ended up renting a van and all six of us drove from MIA to Key West at around midnight, first stop was to buy a bunch of beer for the trip. We owe Ellen big time for taking one for the team and driving five inebriated idjits down there that night. When we arrived, the other people we were meeting there had an array of drinks waiting for us at some bar across from the hotel.

Fun fact: If you have to piss while driving on 7 mile bridge, you are phucked.

Empty beer can ese!