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View Poll Results: Would you? | |||
yes | 28 | 71.79% | |
no | 8 | 20.51% | |
I can't say yes or no right now. I have to think about it. | 3 | 7.69% | |
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07-06-2011, 1:12am | #1 | ||||||
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Would you get head from a fat chic?
Welcome gentlemen. One of the supervisor chics at work has this head fetish and everyone knows this. She doesn't go around advertising it but a co-worker showed me the text messages she sent him. Plus the LP guy told me she tried to make a move on him aswell in the camera room but he told her he has a gf. Her and another supervisor chic hate eachother because the fat one asked the other supervisor chics bf (who works with me in the warehouse) for some drinks after work.
Anyways no pics but she's fat. She does have a pretty face. Highlights in her hair and shit. Nails always done. Best way to describe her boobs is put your elbow on the table, make a fist and bend your wrist. That's how big/small they are. Now I'm a body guy and she has to be a good 200. Blond hair, nice skin looks like she takes care of herself. She's not sloppy fat but damn even as low as my self esteem is I can't. She hasn't asked me but if she did I would have to politely turn her down. How about you guys? Would you? |
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07-06-2011, 2:28am | #2 | ||||||
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Stop lyin..................go get that bomb head!! |
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07-06-2011, 3:12am | #3 | ||||||
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As long as she does not expect you to do the dirty deed, why not?
A good head cleaner is always good to find! I remember the best I ever knew personally was not much in the face to look at but she gave "Nuclear Head" so who cares right? And besides... she had nice hair, and the top of her head was beautiful. |
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07-06-2011, 3:55am | #4 | ||||||
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any sex with the boss would not be a good idea. Bad things can happen when you mix work and pleasure. Fat is not your biggest concern here.
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07-06-2011, 4:02am | #5 | |||||||
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I didn't notice it was his boss, that could be an interesting thread.. His luck, she will say... "now you gotta eat me during lunch hour every day or you're fired!" |
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07-06-2011, 5:41am | #6 | ||||||
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07-06-2011, 6:20am | #7 | ||||||
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07-06-2011, 6:53am | #8 | ||||||
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Fat girls try harder.
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07-06-2011, 6:55am | #9 | ||||||
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07-06-2011, 7:04am | #10 | ||||||
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Generally yes, but not if she was my boss. Plus the teenie boobies thing would discourage me as well. Good head generally includes a titty f*(% as well. Or maybe I've just been spoiled.
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07-06-2011, 7:35am | #11 | ||||||
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Hell no. I wouldn't even think about it unless you hate your job.
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07-06-2011, 7:40am | #12 | ||||||
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I voted yes, cause IBTDT.
I think I was 19 at the time, and she was 21. Started out as just friends in the neighborhood, but I could tell she liked me. Now, I don't think she was quite 200 like your supervisor, but she wasn't an OT supermodel by any stretch of the means. Like your supervisor, she was always well appointed with very nice skin, long blond hair, very pretty face. She was just a little on the bigger side. Oh, and she had quite a nice rack too. So, basically (since she was 21 and legal) she'd always have a six-pack of something conveniently at the ready whenever I came around. So the man-whore that I was, eventually gave in and let her have her way with me. It basically became friends with benefits until we moved on and met someone else. |
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07-06-2011, 9:19am | #13 | ||||||
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The only fat broad giving me head would be the boss. GEODON already said he makes about minimum wage. What's to lose....
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07-06-2011, 9:24am | #14 | ||||||
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And why cant we see pics of her?
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07-06-2011, 9:28am | #15 | ||||||
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Yes
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07-06-2011, 9:53am | #17 | ||||||
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Not if she was my boss though...
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07-06-2011, 9:59am | #18 | ||||||
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Nope.
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07-06-2011, 10:11am | #19 | ||||||
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I am appalled at the lack of testosterone in this thread.
"Don't drive without a seat-belt" "Don't swim after eating" "Don't skull-f*** your chubby blond boss" You KNOW what you need to do. Do you have fuzz on your peaches or not? TIME TO BE A MAN. |
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07-06-2011, 10:20am | #20 | ||||||
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^^ You forgot one.
Don't get your meat where you get your bread. |
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