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[BRUIZER]

Originally Posted by ZipZap

So, sitting in Sierra Cement, you talk shit about the east coast? Your snow sucks too.

Oh please...no offense but...laughable.
I can walk (or ski) to Homewood from here.

We reside in the Rockies. I'll take skiing on the worst day in the Sierra's, Rockies or 5hrs south of us in the Wasatch range (Park City) over ANYTHING east of the Rockies.

Here's just one resort 50min from home. Notice what you don't see?...crowds!
But feel free to post-up an eastcoast mountain. I can't imagine the wait in lift lines...to ski ice...at < 2500ft elevation.

[BRUIZER]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Only one weekend? I ski from late November to early March; a 400 yard walk.

Down there often...daughters home. Saw the storm coming...jumped on a plane.

You don't have mountains...you have hills with crappy snow/ice and most likely way overcrowded.
But feel free to post pics of those killer high elevation runs.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

Only one weekend? I ski from late November to early March; a 400 yard walk.

You've also had a bad hair day for decades.

Some things are better in small doses.

[ZipZap]

Originally Posted by BRUIZER

Oh please...no offense but...laughable.
I can walk (or ski) to Homewood from here.

We reside in the Rockies. I'll take skiing on the worst day in the Sierra's, Rockies or 5hrs south of us in the Wasatch range (Park City) over ANYTHING east of the Rockies.

Here's just one resort 50min from home. Notice what you don't see?...crowds!
But feel free to post-up an eastcoast mountain. I can't imagine the wait in lift lines...to ski ice...at < 2500ft elevation.
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I never set foot on snow outside of CO. No need to see how lame everywhere else is.

[Red Baron]

Originally Posted by Bruze

She went from totally hot in this pik, to a nothing burger now. She doesn't even look like the same woman.

You used to see her and think...

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by BRUIZER

Down there often...daughters home. Saw the storm coming...jumped on a plane.

You don't have mountains...you have hills with crappy snow/ice and most likely way overcrowded.
But feel free to post pics of those killer high elevation runs.

We don't call it ice- we call it "fast". "Ski it if you can."

Not crowded at all M-F.

[slewfoot]

Caught this 20lb ferel yesterday morning after 3 weeks of trying. Been fkn up my yard for 2 months. With the new pup, we didn't know what it was until I picked up a trail cam.

It was also eating fish from a guys pond on the next street. Got it in a humane trap and took it to Animal Services. Lined the back of the suv with plastic in case it want to take a piss.

They said they could tell it had been caught before because the left ear was trimmed.

[Vandelay Industries]

Originally Posted by slewfoot

They said they could tell it had been caught before because the left ear was trimmed.

We should be doing that with illegals.

[slewfoot]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

We should be doing that with illegals.

Trimming their ears? I guess it would be easier to identify when they try to come back

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by ZipZap

I never set foot on snow outside of CO. No need to see how lame everywhere else is.

Utah puts CO to shame.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

We should be doing that with illegals Democrats.

fify

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by slewfoot

Trimming their ears? I guess it would be easier to identify when they try to come back

nope....with illegals we should trim their nuts off so they cant breed any more.

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by BRUIZER

Down there often...daughters home. Saw the storm coming...jumped on a plane.

You don't have mountains...you have hills with crappy snow/ice and most likely way overcrowded.
But feel free to post pics of those killer high elevation runs.

Ice pebbles. With 1,000 feet of "thrilling" drop. East coast skiing is the ultimate suck and I should know. I grew up in a "ski town" in Pennsylvania and now live in Virginia. Skiing on the east coast is like ****ing a smelly fat girl who tells you to get off her every 20 seconds. You'll do it because it's all you have, but you can't say that it is enjoyable.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

We should be doing that with illegals.

Maybe tag their ears like cattle. That way everyone would know who the illegals are. THAT, would be very interesting.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

Ice pebbles. With 1,000 feet of "thrilling" drop. East coast skiing is the ultimate suck and I should know. I grew up in a "ski town" in Pennsylvania and now live in Virginia. Skiing on the east coast is like ****ing a smelly fat girl who tells you to get off her every 20 seconds. You'll do it because it's all you have, but you can't say that it is enjoyable.

I never ****ed a fat girl, especially a smelly one, so I'll defer to your expertise.

[6spdC6]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

I never ****ed a fat girl, especially a smelly one, so I'll defer to your expertise.

I have way back when(Circa early to mid 60s). Fat yes but not a smeller. I always believed in the old saying waste not want not.

[GTOguy]

Gotta love how a mountain lion thread is turned into shitty skiing and ****ing fat girls.
God this place is great!

[Mick]

Originally Posted by GTOguy

Gotta love how a mountain lion thread is turned into shitty skiing and ****ing fat girls.
God this place is great!

Has anyone been East-Coast skiing behind a really fat woman, and then realized she shit herself, which is why she stunk so bad, but then ****ed her on the ice anyway?

Come on, I can't be the only one!

[Yadkin]

One of the benefits of living in a mountain region is that there are far less fatsos. They tend to be flatlanders.

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

One of the benefits of living in a mountain region is that there are far less fatsos. They tend to be flatlanders.

This is, in my experience, true.

When I moved out into the Central Valley I couldn't believe how many fat people were out here. I mean FAT. I went into Kaiser for an annual check up and they were asking the height and weight at initial check in where I was and every single woman there had 40 to 100 pounds on me. (I was 170 at the time) and all were shorter than I. White and Hispanic, mostly. Upper arms like Easter Hams. Jeebus.