Joke...

[lspencer534]

So, I was just sitting here, playing on the computer, when two police cruises pulled up in my driveway. I watched through the window as two police officers slowly made their way to my front door. They knocked on the door and I answered.

"What seems to be the problem, officers?", I asked them.

The officers were grim-faced, but polite and respectful.

"Sir, do you own a black and tan German Shepherd?", one of them asked.

"I do," I said.

"Well," the officer said, "We were just following up on a report that a 'dangerous' German Shepherd that just chased a kid on his bike and scared the crap out of him."

"That couldn't have been my dog," I said. "My dog doesn't even have a bike. Thanks for coming by."

And I closed the door.

[Olustee bus]

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