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Old 01-19-2021, 11:26am   #1
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Yep...it's that time again. Watch the video and let HR know you have been trained. All the best......

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I'd get outta that vagina comment with two words; Paltrow candle.
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I'm old enough to remember when workplace sexual harassment was a graded sport (how clever were your quips), not a problem.
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I'm old enough to remember when workplace sexual harassment was a graded sport (how clever were your quips), not a problem.
I captured 4 medals. Good times.
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Back after I retired from my union I used my CDL and got a job delivering specialty building supplies.

I was 55 when I started working there and soon after they hire a new receptionist/ phone answer. She was about 20 and very nice looking. We hit it off real well and we kidded a lot. Any time I would call the office to give a customers credit card number I would say something like O Jill If I only was 30 years younger and sigh.

One time I asked her this old joke. "If I tell you you have a wonderful body will you hold it against me". She, not exactly a Mensa thought for a bit and said no its a very nice complement, thank you. She never could understand why the people that heard that exchange cracked up laughing.
Man could you imaging the shit show that would cause today.
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I once told an admin that she looked edible.
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What kind of bullshit is this? We all know there's nobody here worth sexually harrassing.
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What kind of bullshit is this? We all know there's nobody here worth sexually harrassing.
Kniki Knee High might be worth a comment.
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Very timely.
The guy the NY Mets hired to be their GM in December was fired today.
He was texting some foreign sportswriter and sent something like 65 texts without a reply, ending with a dick pic.
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I'd get outta that vagina comment with two words; Paltrow candle.
Ya mean “exploding Paltrow candles”
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I captured 4 medals. Good times.
I medal here
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so....are these things we are supposed to do, or supposed to avoid doing?
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Kniki Knee High might be worth a comment.
Might, you dumbfuk hickabilly,might???

But since we're all Gentlemen that would never happen!
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Very timely.
The guy the NY Mets hired to be their GM in December was fired today.
He was texting some foreign sportswriter and sent something like 65 texts without a reply, ending with a dick pic.
Meh. I'd really have to see a picture of the sportswriter to determine whether there was anything wrong with that, or not.










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Old 01-19-2021, 8:36pm   #17
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Ya mean “exploding Paltrow candles”
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so....are these things we are supposed to do, or supposed to avoid doing?
I thought that it meant how many co-workers we banged!
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We here at Chick-fil-A just want our valued customers and friends to know that we are proactive in preventing sexual harassment in our workplaces. Our team members value and respect not only one another, but also you, our valued customers and neighbors.

So please, feel free to visit any of our convenient locations soon. Let us prepare the best chicken sandwiches in the country for you, served with the utmost respect. It will be our pleasure to serve you.
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We here at Chick-fil-A just want our valued customers and friends to know that we are proactive in preventing sexual harassment in our workplaces. Our team members value and respect not only one another, but also you, our valued customers and neighbors.



So please, feel free to visit any of our convenient locations soon. Let us prepare the best chicken sandwiches in the country for you, served with the utmost respect. It will be our pleasure to serve you.
Man I'm an avid chicken eater but I didn't get the Chick-fil-A thing, didn't do enough for me to wait in line.
Must have ordered the wrong item
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