This was unavoidable...just stick it to her and be done with it.

[DJ_Critterus]

WTF is wrong with people these days? Too lazy to join the mile high club????

All she wanted was a good poke in the scrambled eggs between the legs and and she'd have calmed down.

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/briti...mile-high-club

British passenger jailed for drunken outburst, soliciting passengers to join the 'mile-high club'

A British woman has been jailed for getting drunk on an Etihad flight, attacking the flight crew and passengers and propositioning male passengers to join the “mile-high club” with her.

Demi Burton, 20, boarded a flight from Abu Dhabi to Manchester on May 9, 2019. While on the flight, the woman, who allegedly got on the plane drunk, continued to drink wine after flight attendants reportedly cut her off.
Once flight crew refused to serve the woman more alcohol, she reportedly became aggressive and bit and head-butted the crew members, as well as other passengers, it was reported.

Once flight crew refused to serve the woman more alcohol, she reportedly became aggressive and bit and head-butted the crew members, as well as other passengers, it was reported. (Cavendish Press)

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According to The Mirror, the woman asked several male passengers to go to the plane bathroom with her and join the “mile-high club.”

“Two [passengers] in particular remember hearing comments and at first they laughed it off but it then became more and more increasingly inappropriate and she asked them to join the mile-high club,” prosecuting attorney Claire Brocklebank said, The Telegraph reported.



Once the flight crew refused to serve the woman more alcohol, she reportedly became aggressive and bit and head-butted the crew members, as well as other passengers. One of the passengers bitten, an anesthesiologist, described the woman’s outburst on the plane as “worse than anything he’d seen” in the emergency room.

The woman was eventually restrained until the flight landed and authorities were able to take her off the plane.

“As a result of her being verbally abusive towards me and assaulting, I couldn’t eat or drink anything whilst the flight was ongoing,” flight attendant Fouzia Naim said in a statement, according to the Telegraph.

The woman claimed she was drinking to quell her fear of flying.

Burton’s defense lawyer claimed her behavior was “completely out of character” for the woman. The attorney also blamed her outburst on her emotional stress caused by her return home to the U.K., as her family has “behaved towards her from her early years in a very controlling and very abusive way.”

Burton was sentenced to six months in jail by Judge John Edwards.

[Lipstic]

Cray cray

[Aerovette]

Unless she gots da aids, I believe I would have been a victim of her insanity. That's what 5 years will do to you.

[z06psi]

All the males should have made her join the mile high bukkake club.

[Aerovette]

Bukkake of the Month club

[Aerovette]

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Hey, Captain, can you circle around the airport a few more times??

[69camfrk]

Originally Posted by Lipstic

Cray cray

Oh, she definitely has the look. That said, she is attractive, and crazy chicks are off the hook in the sack. If she would've asked me, I would have banged her like a screen door in a hurricane. Might not have been romantic, but hey I'm 54 years old and will take whatever excitement I can get at this point.

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by 69camfrk

Oh, she definitely has the look. That said, she is attractive, and crazy chicks are off the hook in the sack. If she would've asked me, I would have banged her like a screen door in a hurricane. Might not have been romantic, but hey I'm 54 years old and will take whatever excitement I can get at this point.

A trip to the cardio ward and then ICU???

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Unless she gots da aids, I believe I would have been a victim of her insanity. That's what 5 years will do to you.

Never know do ya. Never stick your willie in crazy. Bad results happen

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by dwjz06

Never know do ya. Never stick your willie in crazy man. Bad results happen

I don't stick my willy in a man anyway or vice versa. WTF does that have to do with the thread anyway?

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

I don't stick my willy in a man anyway or vice versa. WTF does that have to do with the thread anyway?

You took it wrong. She is crazy

[z06psi]

Originally Posted by dwjz06

Never know do ya. Never stick your willie in crazy. Bad results happen

News flash. They're all crazy.

[dwjz06]

Originally Posted by z06psi

News flash. They're all crazy.

a matter of degree for sure.

[69camfrk]

Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus

A trip to the cardio ward and then ICU???

Already on BP meds so I don't explode an artery. Would've chanced it.

[Murray]

No idea why crazy is such a freak in bed but based on my 3 for 3 record when I was a pup, it’s not a wives tale

[Hardluck]

Originally Posted by Murray

No idea why crazy is such a freak in bed but based on my 3 for 3 record when I was a pup, it’s not a wives tale

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by Lipstic

Cray cray

I bet she was drinking Tequila.

[Aerovette]

I'm so old that if I got her pregnant she'd give birth to an 18 year old.

No child support.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Unless she gots da aids, I believe I would have been a victim of her insanity.

Big herpes sore on upper lip - would not bang.