Erection Information

[DJ_Critterus]

Yes, you read that right. A friend of mine has to install a piece of equipment for a client and the engineers left the instructions for him in this envelope.

Personally, I thought he was putting together a resume to hand to the woman who might become his future ex-wife.

[dvarapala]

How many Little Blue Pills are in that envelope?

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by dvarapala

How many Little Blue Pills are in that envelope?

i don't know, but he's probably bogarting all of them like Adog with his last joint.

[thecornerman]

At Keebler we make EL Fudge and Vienna Fingers, as well as other items, they are moved by a vibratory system
It's not uncommon for the female boss to call us over the radio saying "her vibrator isn't working" she needs assistance
Or
When her box maker is broke, "her box won't open"

[Mike Mercury]

[Stangkiller]

That’s impressive...is a crane involved?

[mrvette]

Originally Posted by Stangkiller

That’s impressive...is a crane involved?

Depends on the moment of inertia..

[DJ_Critterus]

Originally Posted by Stangkiller

That’s impressive...is a crane involved?

for most here....it's more like a tongue depressor and some duct tape.

[SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84]

Originally Posted by thecornerman

At Keebler we make EL Fudge and Vienna Fingers, as well as other items, they are moved by a vibratory system
It's not uncommon for the female boss to call us over the radio saying "her vibrator isn't working" she needs assistance
Or
When her box maker is broke, "her box won't open"

What does she say when there's trouble with the crew who put the El Fudge into shipping containers?