Doug's Threads?

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by LATB

Man this sucks. I thought he was in a good place and headed in the right direction. New gig that seems to be going well and a good fit. New vette and girlfriend joining him for the return trip. Hotel sects and all. Lucky bastard.

What’s up with the past tense lol

Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries

Clean things up?

Like Tony Soprano style?

Like I said it’s actually pretty simple, seven months ago I transferred and sold Donzi back to the guy I bought it from, apparently he proceeded to do nothing with it, now Mechanic is calling me getting all silly and stupid.

[Giraffe (He/Him)]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

55+ year old MEN worried about Doug. You guys get a ****ing life.

The same 55+ year old MEN who proclaim with pride; I don't do social media.

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him)

The same 55+ year old MEN who proclaim with pride; I don't do social media.

it’s kind of funny to see the lurkers come out of the woodwork to take jabs, I guess 20 years of “being yourself” on the Internet, way back to the match.com days, you’re going to generate a fan club. I’m still trying to figure out who that one guy is. Newish here, but definitely knows a lot of stuff.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

That’s actually pretty good, Baltimore Lars.

Dat's how we roll in da hood.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

What’s up with the past tense lol

I got 4 words for you...

Hotel
Sex
Lucky
Bastard

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by LATB

I got 4 words for you...

Hotel
Sex
Lucky
Bastard

Bed bugs

Lice

Spooge on the walls, ceiling, curtains, pillow cases, and TV remote.

Walk in there with a blacklight and it will look like somebody slaughtered a hog.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

Bed bugs

Lice

Spooge on the walls, ceiling, curtains, pillow cases, and TV remote.

Walk in there with a blacklight and it will look like somebody slaughtered a hog.

Well, there goes my boner.

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

Bed bugs

Lice

Spooge on the walls, ceiling, curtains, pillow cases, and TV remote.

Walk in there with a blacklight and it will look like somebody slaughtered a hog.

lol on the rare occasion I sleep in a hotel it’s kind of like don’t ask don’t tell. Worst part of that place was the cost, $160 a night all in and you did not even get a USB port for charging WTF, I asked for view of parking lot, she gives me a view of canopy over check in WTF, two star hotel, guess that’s what you get when you’re in Podunk Stockbridge Georgia ha ha

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by LATB

Well, there goes my boner.

If you got a Boner, even semi wood, thinking about me having sex, I have a therapist I can refer you to LOL

[Tikiman]

Must be an excellent therapist.

We all can see just how much help it's done you.

[Tikiman]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

lol on the rare occasion I sleep in a hotel it’s kind of like don’t ask don’t tell. Worst part of that place was the cost, $160 a night all in and you did not even get a USB port for charging WTF, I asked for view of parking lot, she gives me a view of canopy over check in WTF, two star hotel, guess that’s what you get when you’re in Podunk Stockbridge Georgia ha ha

Baller.

I know that whenever I'm staying at a hotel, I always ask for a nice view of the parking lot. So much better than an ocean view with that noisy surf keeping you up all night.

[LATB]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

If you got a Boner, even semi wood, thinking about me having sex, I have a therapist I can refer you to LOL

Originally Posted by Tikiman

Must be an excellent therapist.

We all can see just how much help it's done you.

breathe...

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

Must be an excellent therapist.

We all can see just how much help it's done you.

Well thank you, my pleasure. Lol

[Tikiman]

You know, if you take the trouble to place colons before and after your emoji tags, they will actually show up as the emojis and not make you look like a six year old girl.

You're welcome.

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

You know, if you take the trouble to place colons before and after your emoji tags, they will actually show up as the emojis and not make you look like a six year old girl.

You're welcome.

I was going for seven year old girl, close enough lol

[Big bob]

Originally Posted by Patsgarage

My guess is pending legal action.

Bingo we have a winner. Selling truck and trying to (loan) money with no paper work buying another car, bets on who will be titled to. Then scrubbing stupidly posted bank info. Yep our philanthropist is trying to screw someone. Time will tell personal,legal or medical place your bets now.

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Tikiman

Baller.

I know that whenever I'm staying at a hotel, I always ask for a nice view of the parking lot. So much better than an ocean view with that noisy surf keeping you up all night.

I like to say good night to my car, I almost asked for room change but decided to act like an adult. Lol then I thought about lecturing the poor gal, saying reason I wanted you to switch me to view of the parking lot is so I could see my vehicle that I just purchased, not a white ****ing roof LOL but once again decided to act like an adult and not say anything, also felt like lecturing them on upgrading to units in the room that have USB charging, but you know why cause trouble it’s just one night lol

K was pissed that four hours earlier I shifted gears for her to take an Uber from the airport instead of me driving at night after couple glasses of wine to go pick her up at the airport (1.5 hours round trip).

It was hilarious she came in cocked and loaded ready for a huge fight, she said let’s go up to the room, I said nope I want it right here right in the lobby, give me your best ****ing shot I want you to yell at me like you never have before in your life right in the lobby lol

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by Big bob

Bingo we have a winner. Selling truck and trying to (loan) money with no paper work buying another car, bets on who will be titled to. Then scrubbing stupidly posted bank info. Yep our philanthropist is trying to screw someone. Time will tell personal,legal or medical place your bets now.

Oh oh oh I love bets, how much money do you want to bet I’ll have a clean Florida title in my name on this Corvette within three weeks (first have to register, then wait on State to send). You name the price, we each put the money in a person we can both trust and agree on, I would choose Lars, then the person who wins the bet gets all the money, I’m in for $500 easily.

Or we can do this, how much do you want to bet that I have a clean Georgia title reassigned to my name, in possession right now? Because $500 is going to be too rich for your blood I already know your excuses, we can do that one for a Gentlemans bet $100, I’m not going to take the picture for less than $100 to prove you wrong.

[Bill]

Originally Posted by UniqueDoug

lol on the rare occasion I sleep in a hotel it’s kind of like don’t ask don’t tell. Worst part of that place was the cost, $160 a night all in and you did not even get a USB port for charging WTF, I asked for view of parking lot, she gives me a view of canopy over check in WTF, two star hotel, guess that’s what you get when you’re in Podunk Stockbridge Georgia ha ha

You overpaid. Next time, try Priceline to book a hotel:

https://www.priceline.com/relax/in/3...50d5b635626903

Pro-tip: Look up the listed prices on your phone or laptop and call the hotel or hotels before you show up. It's easier to negotiate when you are NOT there in person. When you're standing there, suitcase in hand, they know you're probably not going to walk off.

[UniqueDoug]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

You overpaid. Next time, try Priceline to book a hotel:

https://www.priceline.com/relax/in/3...50d5b635626903

Correct, thank you for telling me the obvious, I was standing at the desk and had a choice when I showed her the Priceline cost that she could not match, she said you can go use that, I said that’s no big deal y’all can make a little extra money I want to book the room right now thank you.