Beyond Profit: Fake Meat Companies Going Broke

[86RAG]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Nope. It will be like electric cars and gas prices.

T-Bone steak - $275.00

Feaux-Bone steak - $15.00

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

Solution: Demand fake meat be blended with real meat. It's how we got 10% corn squeezin's in our gasoline.

Don't think your occupied government isn't trying to work out how to do this right now.

If it comes to this, I can walk out my back door and hunt deer. I can live without a restaurant meal experience.

[dvarapala]

Originally Posted by aerovette

We'll all be eating dog food soon. We just won't know it.

* Soylent Green

[Aerovette]

Anyone catch the name of the author?

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[LATB]

Originally Posted by aerovette

We'll all be eating dog food soon. We just won't know it.

Nope.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by LATB

Nope.

Dog food barely has meat in it and I suspect that any processed/manufactured food soon will have less and less.

Wait and see if Swanson doesn't introduce meatless meals in the frozen foods section.

Porkless BBG pork.

Meatless meatloaf

Meatless chicken pot pie.

[Datawiz]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

If I "transitioned" to an electric vehicle and ate fake meat but kept my male gender, would you guys still talk to me ?

No

[Bill]

Originally Posted by aerovette

Dog food barely has meat in it and I suspect that any processed/manufactured food soon will have less and less.

Wait and see if Swanson doesn't introduce meatless meals in the frozen foods section.

Porkless BBG pork.

Meatless meatloaf

Meatless chicken pot pie.

I like those big Stouffer's lasagnas.....especially when it's cold out and I want to heat up the house with the oven for a couple of hours. I can eat one of those for a week. Some of those have no meat, and the ones advertising meat....there can't be very much if there is. Still tasty, though.

[Aerovette]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

I like those big Stouffer's lasagnas.....especially when it's cold out and I want to heat up the house with the oven for a couple of hours. I can eat one of those for a week. Some of those have no meat, and the ones advertising meat....there can't be very much if there is. Still tasty, though.

I actually like those too, but I bake them extra dry (they tend to be soupy) and make a side of meat sauce to pour on top.

Remember when Chef-Boyardee had a lasagna "kit"? I loved that crap.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by aerovette

We'll all be eating dog food soon. We just won't know it.

Lars knows some guy that cooks dogs.

[Big bob]

Originally Posted by Don Rickles

Fake burger's better than the veal chop I had....

You stole from your puppy?

[Torqaholic]

Originally Posted by bill_daniels

I like those big Stouffer's lasagnas..... I can eat one of those for a week.

Yeah, those are great. Only going to last two days around me though. Only fake food I've seen were crab legs. Didn't know when I bought them. Figured it out when the first mouthful caused me to wonder why I seemed to be eating plastic. Did not finish those.

Bought a 6 pound marbled cheese log at corner store the other day while waiting on a pizza. Thought it would last a good long while but then I cooked up a big rump roast and have been eating beef/cheese sandwiches for the last three days. Halfway through the roast and only 3/4 of the log remains Oh well, the good news is he still has another log for sale.

[Bruze]

Originally Posted by Torqaholic

Yeah, those are great. Only going to last two days around me though. Only fake food I've seen were crab legs. Didn't know when I bought them. Figured it out when the first mouthful caused me to wonder why I seemed to be eating plastic. Did not finish those.

Bought a 6 pound marbled cheese log at corner store the other day while waiting on a pizza. Thought it would last a good long while but then I cooked up a big rump roast and have been eating beef/cheese sandwiches for the last three days. Halfway through the roast and only 3/4 of the log remains Oh well, the good news is he still has another log for sale.

LOL, they're made out of a type of fish called Pollock. It's not plastic, sawdust, or cardboard.

[Torqaholic]

I wouldn't have a problem eating Pollock. Just not after whatever industrial processes they put it through to mimic crab meat.

[sublime1996525]

Originally Posted by Yadkin

They priced their product 20% more than beef, and kept going as beef prices rose with bidenflation. People eventfully saw the hype.

Didn't you hear? Biden takes no responsibility for inflation. It was all Trump.

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by Bruze

LOL, they're made out of a type of fish called Pollock. It's not plastic, sawdust, or cardboard.

I had an uncle who owned a wharf/ wholesale distributor in Gloucester. Pollack hung out in the filthy water under the dock, and was considered a "garbage fish".

[Yadkin]

Originally Posted by sublime1996525

Didn't you hear? Biden takes no responsibility for inflation. It was all Trump.

Has there ever been, throughout recorded history, a Democrat who took responsibility for failure? Biden stated (hot mike) that "inflation was a good thing."

[GTOguy]

Originally Posted by Frankie the Fink

If I "transitioned" to an electric vehicle and ate fake meat but kept my male gender, would you guys still talk to me ?

If you got a nose ring, ear gauges, and tattoos on your calves. But only if.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by Mike Mercury

they will be offered federal help if willing to fill out crates of mail-in ballots.

Their taxpayer bail-out is contingent upon placing crackhead loser biden on the board in a senior position with at least three votes, and an unlimited expense account.

[Onebadcad]

Originally Posted by sublime1996525

Didn't you hear? Biden takes no responsibility for inflation. It was all Trump.

I believe the official release from the assinine administration is that biden did his best to keep it transitory, but the overwhelming mess of conditions left by Trump requires the upgraded label of transitory with no immediate timeframe.
I believe the catchphrase will be infinite transitory period.