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Old 02-05-2023, 5:34pm   #1
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I guess you're at your prime at age 20

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The amount of semen (the fluid that contains sperm) and sperm motility (ability to move towards an egg) decrease continually between the ages of 20 and 80.

Normal sperm densities range from 15 million to greater than 200 million sperm per milliliter of semen. You are considered to have a low sperm count if you have fewer than 15 million sperm per milliliter or less than 39 million sperm total per ejaculate.
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8.7/10

Age appropriate parrot for this audience and included helpful visual aid.
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The low sperm count of high heeled boys.
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Get dem babies cookin' before you get prostate cancer.

Cuz after that, your sperm count will go to zero and stay there the rest of your life.
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I thought the other thread was the parrot.
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I get so sick of my wife and all her friends endlessly talking about things like sperm count. The tee shirts with cute comic sperm on them, the sperm keychains, the notepads with sperm, the fridge magnts of cartoon sperm, dressing like sperm and eggs for halloween at work.....
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I get so sick of my wife and all her friends endlessly talking about things like sperm count. The tee shirts with cute comic sperm on them, the sperm keychains, the notepads with sperm, the fridge magnts of cartoon sperm, dressing like sperm and eggs for halloween at work.....
Always asking for a pearl necklace.....
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Always asking for a pearl necklace.....
Naw, they demand it in nice little cups.
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There are few things in life more humiliating than a visit to the urologist, and, why my guy has to hire all those hot 20 somethings to work with him.....

Last visit after TURP treatment to remove my catheter the girl at the desk asked me what I was there for.

I said you guys are supposed to "free willy"....well the whole front office busted up laughing.
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There are few things in life more humiliating than a visit to the urologist, and, why my guy has to hire all those hot 20 somethings to work with him.....

Last visit after TURP treatment to remove my catheter the girl at the desk asked me what I was there for.

I said you guys are supposed to "free willy"....well the whole front office busted up laughing.
We went through IVF years ago and I had to go to the clinic and take care of things.
First time was bizarre.

Older heavy Hispanic chick walks you back to your room to do the deed.
Get done and you walk it out, down the hall a bit and ring a bell and the top of a Dutch door and there are two smoking hot 20-somethings waiting.

"I'd like to file a complaint"
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We went through IVF years ago and I had to go to the clinic and take care of things.
First time was bizarre.

Older heavy Hispanic chick walks you back to your room to do the deed.
Get done and you walk it out, down the hall a bit and ring a bell and the top of a Dutch door and there are two smoking hot 20-somethings waiting.

"I'd like to file a complaint"
Did it make the walk of shame even more shameful when you saw the hottiie McHottersons?
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A friend of mine had a vasectomy a few years ago. After the procedure they want to test your sperm count to make sure the procedure "took" so one day over lunch we stopped by his doctor's office and they gave him one of those plastic cups. In a loud voice (so the cute young receptionist could hear) I said to my friend "my God, do you have to fill that whole thing up?"

Poor girl's reaction was priceless.
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Did it make the walk of shame even more shameful when you saw the hottiie McHottersons?
I might have managed to say "thanks" and never made eye contact.

There is an exit from that wing of the building, by the dumpsters.
Serious.

strange experience, all around.
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A friend of mine had a vasectomy a few years ago. After the procedure they want to test your sperm count to make sure the procedure "took" so one day over lunch we stopped by his doctor's office and they gave him one of those plastic cups. In a loud voice (so the cute young receptionist could hear) I said to my friend "my God, do you have to fill that whole thing up?"

Poor girl's reaction was priceless.
I had a V years ago, and my hot GF at the time (no pix) "helped" me get a sample into the container, which they sent home with me. It was a lot of fun.
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I had a V years ago, and my hot GF at the time (no pix) "helped" me get a sample into the container, which they sent home with me. It was a lot of fun.
You could have a helping hand at the clinic I went to, just couldn't do anything that would involve any foreign fluids.
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